Tell me a bedtime story...

[G4M5Y5]

while flying he seen Peter Pan who talked with him about...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...the dangers of flying at too high of an altitude. One of the dangers mentioned by Peter Pan was...

 

[G4M5Y5]

not being able to breathe normally, but Helicopter wasn't scared and flew higher than he should have, then all of sudden...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...the President's Air Force I jet came streaking out of the clouds towards Brownie (the evil owl) carrying Helicopter (the evil pot-bellied pig) in his talons, then.....

 

[G4M5Y5]

the President dragged them to the ground and started talking to them, telling them that....

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...attempting world domination as a talking pot-bellied pig is the SECOND most evil act of pure evilness that he has ever heard of (the MOST evil act being the theft of first-place medals by second-place losers. but that's another story, and another thread). So the prez and the pot-bellied pig....

 

[G4M5Y5]

decided together that there would not be any world domination and that the pot-bellied pig would go...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...to boot camp (like they do on those talk shows, that try to scare teens to go straight). So at boot camp, the pot-bellied pig...

 

[G4M5Y5]

met a new freind that made him understand that he needed to be a good p.b.p, so the p.b.p...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...went through boot-camp, but was startled to find out that his new friend was actually a.....

 

[G4M5Y5]

turtle, and he knew the myth about turtles which was...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

...they might be slow and steady, but they win the race. BUT they still LOSE at posting the FINAL POST in the final post forums. So the turtle taught Helicopter the secret of....

 

[G4M5Y5]

cheating to win. Helicopter knew this was wrong and said...

 

[brinny]

I'm not participating....and huffed out the....

 

[G4M5Y5]

So even though Helicopter didn't participated he did...

 

[JD from Scrubs]

continue his quest to use his powers for good, not evil. His special pot-bellied pig powers included...

 

[brinny]

a special dance that caused all good wishes to come true....

 

[Wakita3]

But there was a downiside to the special dance. It caused jet puffed marshmellows to deflate. Which was a fair deal or so Helicopter thought, but that was before......

 

[G4M5Y5]

So then he wished the best wish of all which was...

 

[brinny]

...no more piggies would be eaten or chased by hungry wolves...