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[ChristianT]

Colleen is working on an elevator to the moon.


p.s.

 

[Colleen1]

ChristianT's favorite color is hot pink so he drives a hot pink beetle Volkswagen.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 gets cooking lessons from hobos

 

[WarriorAngel]

Montalban had to make room in his kitchen for hoarding hang nails.
Dude, gross.

 

[ChristianT]

WarriorAngel walks on water every day to work, and often turns tubs of wine into water.

 

[WarriorAngel]

ChristianT uses bike wheels for his steering wheel in his car.

 

[ChristianT]

WarriorAngel works in the Christian rap industry on a government grant.

 

[Godsappointedtime]

ChristianT is starting a Skateboarding and Apostleship Ministry, He believes major divine initiatives are coming to the skateboarding community. The works and results will be truly apostolic. Skateboarding church planters will be called to launch in creative ways and locales that successfully bait fellow skaters. They will develop leaders from within to help shepherd these fellowships, though some will launch churches themselves in other skateboarding contexts. Skateboarding ministries will be pioneered by churches new to this frontier. Some skate parks will be entirely conquered, with Bible study groups meeting just yards from the ramps, 360s, and kickturns. Buildings will be constructed or purchased or rented next to these parks where church gatherings, other outreach recreational activities, prayer/counseling rooms, kitchen facilities, and even temporary lodging quarters will be. The tremendous hunger in this community is reaching a fullness. Many fish will be won from this pond in days to come. Much new territory, and more importantly, strategic territory, will be conquered and occupied. There is an awesome landing of the kingdom coming to the skater dudes.

 

[Colleen1]

^^^post #587lol

Because Godsappointedtime's favorite drink is lemonade without sugar, his lips are permantly puckered.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 races ducks

 

[iLogos]

Montalban is actually in to Scientology!

 

[Montalban]

iLogos star-sign is Not very Sirius

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban eats so much cheese his hair grows like cheese strings.

 

[iLogos]

Colleen1 makes everything related to the string theory!

 

[Colleen1]

iLogos's body is so full of static electricity he shocks everyone he meets.

 

[Montalban]

Colleen1 wanted Bette Davis eyes, but got the ears instead

 

[David Jerome]

EDIT: Sorry, I posted in this game not realizing this is a Christian only forum. sorry.

 

[Colleen1]

Montalban always wears unmatched socks.

 

[JoeyArnold]

Colleen was named after her mother Colin.

 

[JoeyArnold]

EDIT: Sorry, I posted in this game not realizing this is a Christian only forum. sorry.

Pretend your Christian so you can come play with us please.