Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[SummaScriptura]

MR rides a paddle boat so she doesn't step in poodles on a rainy day.

 

[razeontherock]

Summa wouldn't make a good dog groomer, confusing poodles with puddles like that

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Raze buys German Shepherds as he thinks they carry a larger staff than do Jewish Shepherds

 

[razeontherock]

LLoJ is wait staff

 

[SummaScriptura]

RaisinOnTheRocks's mother wears army boots!

 

[razeontherock]

Yeah but only when they fit. It helps to avoid those poodles, even without a paddle boat. Summa's avatar is a pic of his eye.

 

[SummaScriptura]

Summa's avatar is a pic of his eye.

Yeah, that was the eye they gave me after I picked my real one.

 

[razeontherock]

You heard it here first; Summa picks his eyes til they need to be replaced

 

[SummaScriptura]

ROTR is twice nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize both times being edged out by Yassir Arafat and Idi Amin.

 

[razeontherock]

Yes but it was a peaceful edge

RIchard Pryor as Idi Amin Dada - YouTube

Summa rigged the vote

 

[Montalban]

razeontherock collects food stamps

 

[Ortho_Cat]

Montalban recently downgraded to black and white instead of color due to cut-backs...

 

[razeontherock]

razeontherock collects food stamps

Actually I'm a "non-stamp collector"

Ortho cat is a dog lover

 

[Montalban]

We however can spell colour with a 'u'.

razeontherock tried once to emigrate to Cuba.

 

[Ortho_Cat]

Actually I'm a "non-stamp collector"

Ortho cat is a dog lover

true statement!

 

[Montalban]

true statement!

Ortho_Cat's house is best described as a 'concrete bunker'

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Monty is compelled to eat liver raw, so he can read it for a sign before he eats it

NKJV) Ezekiel 21:21 "For Montalban stands at the parting of the road......he looks at the liver.

 

[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus once dived into an empty pool

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Monty is fast enough to dodge speeding bullets

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[Montalban]

LittleLambofJesus likes magic pudding