Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[billybtennessee]

Comment was taken not as intended. I have edited and erased. I am out of the "outrageous lies" thread. Did not mean any offense, and I am sure those who told "Lies" about me did not either, did you? God Bless ya'll.

 

[billybtennessee]

Billy is a member of the elite swat dem mosquitos team.
They swat more mosquitoes dead than those fog machines.

Mosquito he fly low
Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito light on me.
Mosquito fly no mo.

Oh, it aint gonna rain no mo, no mo
Well how in the heck can I wash my neck
If it aint gonna rain no mo.

Southern drawl? Maybe hip-hop. I do swat dem though

Out'a here.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Comment was taken not as intended. I have edited and erased. I am out of the "outrageous lies" thread. Did not mean any offense, and I am sure those who told "Lies" about me did not either, did you? God Bless ya'll.

None taken.........

Southern drawl? Maybe hip-hop. I do swat dem though

Out'a here.

bt's church is so backward, it uses the ole southern baptist redneck version of the 10 commandments

The Redneck Ten Commandments

1. There is a God, you ain’t Him; don’t forget it.
2. Don’t let nothing come between you and God; not your Bass Boat, not your Pick-Up Truck, not your golf clubs: not even your wife & kids.
3. Don’t say nothing bad about God; don’t use His name in a bad way.
4 Sunday is the Lord’s Day, not your day.Saturday is your day.
5 Always be good to yo’ mama, and yo’ daddy.
6. Don’t kill nobody, even if they need killing.Leave that up to God.
7. Keep yo’ pants zipped up when they ought to be zipped up.
8. Don’t take nothing that ain’t yours.
9. Don’t lie, and don’t be talking bad about people.Remember what your Grandmama use to say, “If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all.
10. Don’t be eyeballing anything that belongs to your neighbor, or anybody else.

 

[brinny]

LLOJ has just been voted super mod on CF

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

LLOJ has just been voted super mod on CF

Brinny is envious of LLOJ now

 

[brinny]

ROFLOLOL!

LLOJ just read me mind

 

[rockytopva]

Spammers? Meet LLOJ!

 

[WarriorAngel]

rockytopva loves WarriorAngel so much they wait with baited breath for posts.

[I like lying in this thread, but thats just me] All in fun.

 

[brinny]

WarriorAngel is a troll hunter

 

[WarriorAngel]

Brinny is the troll i have been watching for years now. muhahahaha

 

[brinny]

WarriorAngel thinks i'm LLOJ

 

[MariaRegina]

brinny wants more reps even though she is maxed out.

 

[rockytopva]

LLOJ has a crush on the lady who gives the tour of the Alamo... He has already went on the tour 1,000 times! (Click inside the blue bar to view)

Pee-Wee's Big Adventure - Alamo Tour - YouTube

 

[sk8Joyful]

brinny wants more reps even though she is maxed out.

Well, I'm not maxed-out! - What are you loving people gonna DO about that?

Maria does not shop in Trader Joe's; & furthermore will not eat yummy Organic food. Poor Maria

 

[MariaRegina]

Annie's other home is a 50 foot yacht.

 

[sk8Joyful]

Annie's other home is a 50 foot yacht.

HAHA - me, on a "yacht" ? ? ---> Maybe after I learn to swim...


Maria lives in an IGLOO, and LOVES being nicely-blue & Brrr-cold...

 

[MariaRegina]

HAHA - me, on a "yacht" ? ? ---> Maybe after I learn to swim...


Maria lives in an IGLOO, and LOVES being nicely-blue & Brrr-cold...

Annie pretends not to know how to swim, but she loves swimming on top of ice water.

 

[whitebeaches]

carlos santana wrote the song maria maria thinking about maria regina as he did

 

[MariaRegina]

Whitebeaches has sung on stage with the Beatles.

 

[sk8Joyful]

Annie pretends not to know how to swim,
but she loves swimming on top of ice water.

No, it's quite the other way around:
I have to PRETEND to swim as I'm actually drowning...
but
Yet I LOVE to Skate... on Frozen water
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Maria holds the World-record in SPEED-typing