Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[sk8Joyful]

Maria is so poor,
she eats her cereal and milk with a fork so she can save the milk for the next day

Excellent idea! (Except I don't eat cold cereal)

Now why did they invent spoons Silly idea!


'LittleLambofJesus' eats his increasing grass-portions daily
like all good little lambs learn how to do

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Annie was born with a golden spoon in her mouth, and she is still trying to figure what that means

 

[brinny]

LLOJ is choir director at his church and is releasing a new CD

 

[whitebeaches]

brinnie is a professional bounty hunter and is the one who discovered the whereabouts of u know who in the middle east

 

[MariaRegina]

Whitebeaches is going to make a special appearance on Dancing with the Stars.

 

[whitebeaches]

Maria is known for making the worlds largest burger

 

[MariaRegina]

Maria is known for making the worlds largest burger

And whitebeaches loves to eat the whole thing.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

And whitebeaches loves to eat the whole thing.

Maria is such a food addict, she would beat white beaches in an all you can eat food fest

 

[MariaRegina]

Maria is such a food addict, she would beat white beaches in an all you can eat food fest

Since LLOJ is from Texas, his pants waist measures the length of his city.

 

[sk8Joyful]

Annie was born with a golden spoon in her mouth, and
she is still trying to figure what that means

yup, only 10 yrs. ago someone explained to me, what that meant.
(Learning English drove me nuts: every 4 seconds somebody pops up with another Idiom )

LittleLambofJesus is never gonna leave the LAMB stage.
He knows better!

 

[sk8Joyful]

Maria is known for making the worlds largest burger

Just so you know, Maria HAS to make Burgers this large
why??
She's in the habit of Running... up long...staircases, QUICKLY and in CROSSED-OVER fashion.

When she forgets to eat them burgers, - um she would faint; not once - but twice

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Since LLOJ is from Texas, his pants waist measures the length of his city.

LittleLambofJesus is never gonna leave the LAMB stage.

He knows better!

Annie wants desperately to be LLOJ's cowgirl and to ride side saddle next to him

Texamex - I Want to Be a Cowboy - YouTube

 

[MariaRegina]

Annie wants desperately to be LLOJ's cowgirl and to ride side saddle next to him

Texamex - I Want to Be a Cowboy - YouTube

LLOJ's horse is actually a huge Brahma bull.

 

[MariaRegina]

Here are some photos of Brahma cattle.

 

[sk8Joyful]

Annie wants desperately to be

LLOJ's cowgirl and to ride side saddle next to him

Well, you got the 1st. part sorta Right:
(tho 'desperation' ain't quite the word.)

(PASSION is more like it; & sorry, but it's with
my Sweetie: for us to PAIR skate
__________________________________

LLOJ - has stood on the Summit of Mt. Everest

oh never mind.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Well, you got the 1st. part sorta Right:
(tho 'desperation' ain't quite the word.)

(PASSION is more like it; & sorry, but it's with
my Sweetie: for us to PAIR skate
__________________________________

LLOJ - has stood on the Summit of Mt. Everest

oh never mind.

LLOJ would be lying if he said he would not want to pair sk8t with Annie.
LLOJ always lies tho

Roller boogie wonderland - Earth wind and fire 70s hits - YouTube

 

[sk8Joyful]

:o roller skates. Nope. Them things r boring...
_____________________

Look at BOTH of our Avatars: See, the little chainsaw
on each of our Skating-boots.
(get 4 of them, real close to each other, it can get exciting... )

Tho that's not why we BOTH LOVE Figureskating...
~~
Maria can sew an entire Christening dress, in an hour!

 

[MariaRegina]

Sk8joyful can bang out a 50 page report in one hour.

 

[sk8Joyful]

Sk8joyful can bang out a 50 page report in one hour.

News to me : considering it just took me 2 friends, & 2 weeks, to battle out a 2 page report.



Maria can speak 10 languages

 

[billybtennessee]

sk8Joyful is really a member of a swat team.