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lanie_0913

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Brin just got back from the awards night!
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sk8Joyful

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Annie & her sweet will be heading to North pole
after the figure skating championship!
Sure, we'll just build an Igloo; and we'll have Practice :thumbsup: ice,
precious :kiss: ice all year long...
on 2nd. thought, I think we'll stay where we are, sorta
See, a skater MUST have at least a Skate-Sharpener :thumbsup:
(and he won't ;) wanna live at the North pole).


Lanie lives in the Jungle, with all the nice :hug: animoos ;)
 
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LittleLambofJesus

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Summa actually believes that walking, talking trees truly exists as he takes the Bible quite literally

Mark 8:23 And getting hold of the hand of the blind-one, He brings forth him out of the village. And spitting into the eyes/ommata <3659> of him, on placing the hands to him, He inquired of him "What are thou observing"?
24 And looking he said "I am seeing the men, that as trees I see walking"

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MariaRegina

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sk8Joyful is really a member of a swat team.

Billy is a member of the elite swat dem mosquitos team.
They swat more mosquitoes dead than those fog machines.

Mosquito he fly low
Mosquito he fly high
Mosquito light on me.
Mosquito fly no mo.

Oh, it aint gonna rain no mo, no mo
Well how in the heck can I wash my neck
If it aint gonna rain no mo.
 
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MariaRegina

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Maria raises mosquitos. She uses them for her bats she has a collection of.

Billy raises rats and bats to feed his piranha that he houses in a huge fish tank in his living room.

I hope he does not have an earthquake as then the piranha would be all over the living room. Talk about a nightmare.
 
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MariaRegina

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Billy is actually an alien with 3 heads.

(argh, slow typing...sorry!)

Also, Maria likes to eat cats.

Yes, cute little kitties made out of veggies.

GodsDaughter has 15 children and none of them are foster children or adopted. She is one fertile Myrtle.
 
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