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SummaScriptura

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Brinny's favorite holiday is Halloween.

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I've had to do that multiple times, and successfully so. But there's not a whole lot of opportunity to fall overboard when you're inside a submarine.


MariaRegina's heart is modeled after an AC generator. Her blood flow can be graphed as a sine wave.
 
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MariaRegina is havin' a food fight in her back yard...
I'm sorry to tell you this, Brenda - but Maria has Foodfights (growling) :eek: EVERY :D day in her backyard; so that was NO lie ;)

Here's a LIE: Brinny is married to the Pope :D
 
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still wakes up the ole fashion way....she uses a live rooster as an alarm clock

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It's a Good thing you didn't say that about me, because THIS is the Truth for me too :D Yup,
that rooster is only 2 houses away, and I LOVE it :thumbsup:


LLoJ is at least 125 --- years YOUNG :p that is :cool:
 
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I'm sorry to tell you this, Brenda - but Maria has Foodfights (growling) :eek: EVERY :D day in her backyard; so that was NO lie ;)

Here's a LIE: Brinny is married to the Pope :D
Yip, we have mountain lions, bobcats, bears, coyotes (dog family), red fox, skunk, raccoons, possums, and other critters visiting our yard at night.

I lie awake sometimes to hear one crunching bones under my bedroom window. I do not wander outside at night in the backyard. No way, not with a big cat prowling around.
 
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sk8joyful has won the egg tossing contest at Church, and
she got a free egg shampoo as a result.
oh boy, I should be so LUCKY ;) as to get a FREE-shampoo :thumbsup:


MariaRegina does NOT have a Delightful :thumbsup: sense-of-humor: Now, that is a lie :( if I ever heard one.
 
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oh boy, I should be so LUCKY ;) as to get a FREE-shampoo :thumbsup:


MariaRegina does NOT have a Delightful :thumbsup: sense-of-humor: Now, that is a lie :( if I ever heard one.

Annie likes to wear pink flowery dresses and skirts ALL THE TIME.

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officials are trying to turn Marias backyard into a wildlife preserve area.

summa is gonna seek protection there.

What do you mean?

California has declared that huge [bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse][bless and do not curse] cats (AKA mountain lions) are protected and that my backyard IS their preserve.
 
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Now I know your secret for saving the milk. :D

Maria is so poor, she eats her cereal and milk with a fork so she can save the milk for the next day


LLOJ is so poor that he steals bird eggs, cracks them, and then fries them on hot rocks.

The scrub jays and mocking birds consider him to be public enemy number 1, and so they dive bomb all of us.
 
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