Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[billybtennessee]

rockytopva tried to kidnap 'smokie' the hound dog mascot for UT, and also tried to get in and steal the song 'Rocky Top' that they play at every game.

 

[Knee V]

Bt can sing two songs at the same time.

 

[WarriorAngel]

Knee-v swings on grape vines and yodels like Tarzan in his back yard.

 

[whitebeaches]

warrior angel is related to bruce lee and is just as talented as bruce was

 

[MariaRegina]

warrior angel is related to bruce lee and is just as talented as bruce was

Whitebeaches likes to swim with sharks.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Maria goes whale hunting in a dinghy armed with sewing needles, and her dog to fetch the whales when she nabs 'em

Knee-v swings on grape vines and yodels like Tarzan in his back yard.

 

[rockytopva]

LittleLambofJesus actually weighs 300 pounds!

 

[MariaRegina]

LittleLambofJesus actually weighs 300 pounds!

Rocky weighs a ton and has the shape of a boulder (very rounded).

 

[WarriorAngel]

MariaRegina eats only matzo balls.

 

[wannabeadesigirl]

The shorts warrior angel would have you eat are the marzipan shorts she makes to put on the little marzipan dolls she makes for her cake business.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

wanna buys her shorts in various flavors, so instead of having to wash 'em, she can just eat 'em

 

[WarriorAngel]

The shorts warrior angel would have you eat are the marzipan shorts she makes to put on the little marzipan dolls she makes for her cake business.

LLOJ eats his clothes - his doc told him he needed a HIGH FIBER diet.

 

[MasterpieceMesias]

WarriorAngel doesn't like any form of entertainment at all. . . instead he sits and talks to his lamp for conversation. He always acts surprised when the lamp don't talk back. . .

 

[Knee V]

In a recent spelling bee, MasterpieceMesias lost after not being able to spell masterpiece. But it wasn't because he couldn't spell it it. Rather, he couldn't form any words due to his nervous tic of sucking on bottles of super glue before speaking engagements.

 

[whitebeaches]

kneev has a pet camel and loves to dress it up and make it look stylish

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

wb spends all of her time collecting seashells on the seashore, then examining each one she collects, and the ones that don't talk to her, she discards

 

[Saucy]

LLOJ really is a Buddhist monk.

 

[Knee V]

Saucy thnks that pastel red is for sissies.

 

[WarriorAngel]

knee-v lives owns a psych ward.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

if anyone needs directions to any of the Lunatic Asylums in the world, W A is the one to ask, as she has been a patient in all of them

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