Tell an outrageous lie about the person who posted last (2)

[billybtennessee]

lloj's guitar doesn't have any strings. (but please don't tell him that)

 

[brinny]

billy is not from Tennessee

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

brinny walks thru the forest so she can listen to the trees talk, but she is baffled by what they are saying

 

[Knee V]

While on a Bigfoot-hunting expedition, LLoJ decided to start playing, rather loudly, a selection of his favorite songs. Needless to say, he didn't find Bigfoot. However, during the song "Blister in the Sun", he and his team heard a sound of someone coming toward them through the brush. Then, to their amazement, they discovered, dancing to the music, the cousin of the elusive Bigfoot - the even more elusive "Bighands".

 

[billybtennessee]

knee-v has to use a coat for earmuffs

 

[brinny]

billy hopped skipped n' jumped across the pond to catch a nightingale

 

[billybtennessee]

brinny got a speeding ticket last week on the roller skates.

 

[brinny]

billy plays harpsichord in a marching band

 

[tadoflamb]

Brinny has occupied 2nd Street and has somehow found herself, strangely, alone.

 

[WarriorAngel]

Tadoflamb wants to change his name to Sir Fartsalot.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

WA is an ex cop, and the main reason she goes to Mass is for the coffee and donuts served afterward

 

[billybtennessee]

local authorities have passed a law that lloj can not live within 10 miles of any air traffic, due to what is termed 'clear air turbulence'

 

[WarriorAngel]

billybtennesee wants to be Mr Burpsaton.

I know i am in so much trouble. Wait til Tad sees what i said.

 

[rockytopva]

LLOJ is so old his friends are calling him 'gramps!' Haha! Happy Birthday by the way there LLOJ!

 

[billybtennessee]

billybtennessee is in the guiness book of records (longest burp)

 

[WarriorAngel]

billyburpsaton er i mean billybtennessee...[lol] ate the guiness book so he could belch.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~> running

 

[billybtennessee]

warriorangel ties people up and uses straw to burn them at the stake.

 

[rockytopva]

When BillyB's Tennessee mother makes nanner pudding, she had to make two batches... One for BillyB and the other for the rest of the family.

 

[Knee V]

Rockytopva can swallow liquids with his fingers.

 

[rockytopva]

Knee-v is so rotten that the county raised his sewer bill by 50%!