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Once upon a time there lived three gorgeous looking dogs who thought they were just adorable and could do just about anything, but one tiny little thing... was beyond reach........ it was the neighbor's kid's cat carried a gun that shot gumdrops from the sky and they landed right on top of the cat! so then the cat took revenge he picked up a dog bone and carried it to the big red barn in the next town down where the trolls like to dance like Nana dances well Nana does dance pretty well on one foot even after drinking asti spumonty with garlic and vinegar. So nana gets pretty sick and has to run to the nearest emergency room first she needs Castor oil and the bathroom ,yikes and then she drank 8 glasses of pink peptobismol which made her run back to the bathroom one the electric slide and the tango and the foxtrot While Singing Dixie and playing a bango with a broken string and a bad headache which caused the music to be sorrowful and very very off key which brought out the worse in all humans. So that caused the dixie playing bango ... to stop playing and take a look at all the monkeys who Stopped by to drink rootbeer floats and eat bananas. the monkeys met up with some truck drivers who Offered them a a ride to A mall where they went shopping And bought some birds to help sing in their mariache song to let the people through fruit at them They can't sing lol but they can do the tango dance like crazy they team up and breakdance on and then start doing the jitter bug (btw jitter bug is really fun lol) sorry 4 words with a glass in their hands while doing the end of their dance of flies. The birds then eat their food decided to fly away to the funny farm where it was funny and the chickens Laid gold eggs that made them all loopy in the barn so they decided to leave and go spend the gold on the lucky ducky who was with clucky the yucky and lucky the unlucky man. poor lucky ducky need some more luck so he be lucky again. he went out to look for rainbow with pot of gold to discover the true meaning of things yet to come to his face A clump of wet and soggy oatmeal from Breezy's half-eaten breakfast It was yucky! and made me throw up and then I had another bowl again I'm not sure why but then I'm.. under the control of chocolate and a mind reading troll that has held me captive so I couldn't get away. Then I prayed and something strange Happend to me the monkies had big yellow bananas which they placed under the big huge blue and gren bushel basket Someone came along and stole the apple pie that was sitting on the bench under the cherry tree. George Washington chopped chunks of big chocolate bars and hershey kisses with little smiley faces then he put them into a cookie jar in gave them to ten little kittens. The little kittens were so grateful to have a wonderful friend. They jumped around and mewed loudly. Suddenly, a black cat ran out from No where and scared them all! Those kittens really were very frightened but were brave! They stood tall bearing their claws and showing their little white teeth but in spite of their fierce look, they were still very tiny and did not want to play with the big giant ape. It was too scary and just plain... silly becuase they had pokadots and spiders in pockets that came out and crawled all around the legs of everyone who stood around laughing and freaked out because they had millions of spiders and they were jumping around the people's feet and causing all kinds chaos and dancing without batting a eye, music started for musical chairs and everyone played. They had so little time for serious things that need attention. So they all cried until a sweet little angel came and sweetly said It will be_____________ a long time til the other ones come back But stay here I will be spying on you from this window while I eat a big banana. But that's not why I feel sick. Instead, I will dance to disco all night. looking like Travolta in my white hip hop skirt , pointing my finger towards the sky and acting cool. The you will say 'You Won the prize and run quickly away to your momma. But your friends locate you and ...... interrigate you by asking some questions. You are too weak too reply so you try but only sigh. As you cry For a little ______________ bit, others start to see a Your mom walking around and around singing dixie backwards while mopping the Sidewalk dancing to twist and shout and then she the silly girl ... wore her boots and fell down. and hurt her elbows. Then she bounced around on the dancefloor with the neighborhood ogre untill she fainted! Everyone came over to see what ......... had happened to...... The fainting scared that big ogre who had fallen ..... Over the coach into the mud then rolled in on a big rock in the nearby lake and washed himself with ...... mud so that he was not .... discovered to be a cave man who had been lost years before and was now coming out to tell his story! He hails from .... Victoria and is North East Asia wanting to meet his friends from ... California so he jumped on a ... plane and headed towards a new destination to live once there he walked and walked until he saw a giant strawberry umm he thought that the strawberry was owned by .... Mr. Spock from another dimensional world and he intended make sure that .... everyone got their fair share of ... the strawberry patch and that they all picked strawberries until their baskets were so heavy they could not lift them to carry no more. so then they decide to go to pizza hut and enjoy pizza when suddenly, a lights went out they searched for the missing monkey who was hiding ........ under the table and eating all the fruit and nuts so that the floor sweeper couldn't find them on the floor However, due to the other monkey they were stopped dead in their tracks. So they took out their bananas, and then started throwing them on the real high stack of termite mounds, reaching up to the .... tree animals and could clamber down ...... and shout across the valley to .... the hills far away. The next .... thing that happened was a scary ... giant caterpillar came crawling over to ..... the children and made them laugh They touched him and he rolled over and the hump on his Camel was very large, which caused the children to laugh, until they fell down rolling holding their stomachs They all got ..... sick, bruised and ended up going to hospital and ... getting suckers from all the nurses until their parents came in and said that they could not have the suckers but they would buy them a carrot to feed to the animals at giant caterpillar's house over under the river rock bridge next to Grandma and Grampa's house! They felt even worse that they had felt before and asked if they had ever seen the magic take place in the eyes of all the ones standing around them. However, there began a sudden cry from among the many that were moaning, and groaning that spoke of wanting chocolate candy even though it was not good ... so they decided to go tell Mr Willy Wonka, all about it they licked him, and spoke french stuffing there faces with chocolate pies *one post at a time here beau river of doom from the chocolate river of doommmmmmm and cursed a spell and it made him turn around and go.... quickly to the queen and her maidden ran to the outer court to tell all who would listen about how the mean old monster was heading towards this big rock and he intended to attack the leader of .... the pack and take all of his belongings and distribute them to ....... the poor in the swamps because they have nothing! Then he decided .... to cast aside all his worries .... and give them time to simmer. and so they gathered enough courage and went out and confronted the problems of the day with God's guidance and direction. then they marched up the hill to view the beautiful lake that lay just below Breezy's log cabin! The sight was more beautiful than we even imagined which made us get our cameras and be creative so that our talents could be seen throughout the Detroit slums. However, we've been seen singing and dancing by many artists and they thought we did a really great job hanging the picture over on the lamp post in the garden. However, one of the piggys pooped in the area where it was clear and it smelled and the smell made them quezzie but since it was to be cleaned out with cleaning products from Switzerland, volunteers were called from all corners of the world, to help us gather some people who care so we can Bring the truth to all people. Hallelujah to the rising sun that shines so brightly in the darkness. The light keeps shining all through so that the people will know where to look when they are in doubt about the Hippopotamus that took the banana to peel it off into the wild blue yonder but, while riding the hippo wildly he fell off broke three ribs and it hurt but the doctor fixed him up and sent him hopping on his pogo stick with bubble gum stuck to his ankles. Along the path he tripped and and saw a a butterfly when all the other butterflies were flying around in the sunlight. Just then one of the springs in his pogo stick snapped. He went flying through the air and then the weirdest thing happened while he flew to the mountain of Peru, a condor let him tickle its beak and when that was done he took him for a wild ride before then arriving in a 1969 chevy malibu. After much soul searching and hard thinking and resting their feet upon a Oh how refreshing soft grassy field haaaa!!! So I guess they fell down laughing on the soft grassy field with their diminished mental powers ;-) The next thing ___________ all of them started to sing that old Negro gospel song that they loved to sing and laugh just like they used to do when they were just being themselves. The weather that seemed to be headed that way was very welcomed because of the swiftly changing tides They could hardly stand not talking especially without the chocolate blackberry that rolled between them, haa!! and ate the ice cream sundae that they had ordered yesterday but it had finally melted to slush started to melt and became slush My goodness what a mess!!! Just then a whale rose up and spat out the chococolate berry with a little dab of tuna Which smelled like the chococolate berry gone bad which was actually the limburger cheese held aloft in Tinkerbell's tiny wings After the tumult, and the confusion things settled down So that they could all rest and regain their strength before the big party begins! This bamboo party was stiff like a jellow bowl full of toothpicks that were coated in in strawberry Jello And dipped in chocolate! The jello made everyone sick except those who had peptobismol and a pop tart followed by milk and cookies, however our tummys began to gurgle and sing songs of bubbly happenings o-plenty We were having many varied reactions from bubbles to burples and everything in between! lol Suddenly, a disguised bubble went hopping off into the woods and landed near a poisonous rubber ducky wearing a kilt, dancing the disco in shorts and a tank top. He gave the crowd a wave of appreciation for all the support he received that year was outstanding! People from every walk of life came to hear him sing the last song of hope. That is why hope came alive and altered their Lives and thinking. HE transformed them! Some revered him Some feared him. Who could we..... be this day if the lion hadn't laid down with.... the Lamb. Hallelujah! They got along despite all the differences between them that they were still able to be adequate parents which worked out well for everyone until one night a big storm came and went but in the morning the sun exploded in a amazing display of world domination and contrite hearts because the power source and yet so that they decided no one has do, and they all ate grass and started turning purple, cyan and then red. Suddenly a tiny mushroom grew in the darkest, darkest place. Once upon a time there lived three gorgeous looking dogs who thought they were just adorable and could do just about anything, but one tiny little thing...was beyond reach........it was the neighbor's kid's cat carried a gun that shot gumdrops from the sky and they landed right on top of the cat! so then the cat took revenge he picked up a dog bone and carried it to the big red barn in the next town down where the trolls like to dance like Nana dances well Nana does dance pretty well on one foot even after drinking asti spumonty with garlic and vinegar. So nana gets pretty sick and has to run to the nearest emergency room first she needs Castor oil and the bathroom ,yikes. and then she drank 8 glasses of pink peptobismol which made her run back to the bathroom one the electric slide and the tango and the foxtrot While Singing Dixie and playing a bango with a broken string and a bad headache which caused the music to be sorrowful and very very off key which brought out the worse in all humans. So that caused the dixie playing bango ...to stop playing and take a look at all the monkeys who Stopped by to drink rootbeer floats and eat bananas. the monkeys met up with some truck drivers who Offered them a a ride to A mall where they went shopping And bought some birds to help sing in their mariache song to let the people through fruit at them They can't sing but they can do the tango they team up and breakdance on and then start doing the jitter bug with a glass in their hands while doing the end of their dance of flies. The birds then decided to fly away to the funny farm where it was funny and the chickens Laid gold eggs that made them all loopy in the barn so they decided to leave and go spend the gold on the lucky ducky who was with clucky the yucky and lucky the unlucky man. poor lucky ducky need some more luck so he be lucky again. he went out to look for rainbow with pot of gold to discover the true meaning of things yet to come to his face A clump of wet and soggy oatmeal from Breezy's half-eaten breakfast It was yucky! and made me throw up and then I had another bowl again I'm not sure why but then I'm..under the control of chocolate and a mind reading troll that has held me captive so I couldn't get away. Then I prayed and something strange Happend to me the monkies had big yellow bananas which they placed under the big huge blue and gren bushel basket Someone came along and stole the apple pie that was sitting on the bench under the cherry tree. George Washington chopped chunks of big chocolate bars and hershey kisses with little smiley faces then he put them into a cookie jar in gave them to ten little kittens. The little kittens were so grateful to have a wonderful friend. They jumped around and mewed loudly. Suddenly, a black cat ran out from No where and scared them all! Those kittens really were very frightened but were brave! They stood tall bearing their claws and showing their little white teeth but in spite of their fierce look, they were still very tiny and did not want to play with the big giant ape. It was too scary and just plain...silly becuase they had pokadots and spiders in pockets that came out and crawled all around the legs of everyone who stood around laughing and freaked out because they had millions of spiders and they were jumping around the people's feet and causing all kinds chaos and dancing without batting a eye, music started for musical chairs and everyone played. They had so little time for serious things that need attention. So they all cried until a sweet little angel came and sweetly said It will be_a long time til the other ones come back But stay here I will be spying on you from this window while I eat a big banana. But that's not why I feel sick. Instead, I will dance to disco all night. looking like Travolta in my white hip hop skirt, pointing my finger towards the sky and acting cool. The you will say 'You Won the prize and run quickly away to your momma. But your friends locate you and ......interrigate you by asking some questions. You are too weak too reply so you try but only sigh. As you cry For a little bit, others start to see a Your mom walking around and around singing dixie backwards while mopping the Sidewalk dancing to twist and shout and then she the silly girl ...wore her boots and fell down. and hurt her elbows. Then she bounced around on the dancefloor with the neighborhood ogre untill she fainted! Everyone came over to see what ......... had happened to......The fainting scared that big ogrewho had fallen Over the coach into the mud then rolled in on a big rock in the nearby lake and washed himself with ...... mud so that he was not ....discovered to be a cave man who had been lost years before and was now coming out to tell his story! He hails from .... Victoria and is North East Asia wanting to meet his friends from ... California so he jumped on a ... plane and headed towards a new destination to live once there he walked and walked until he saw a giant strawberry umm he thought that the strawberry was owned by .... Mr. Spock from another dimensional world and he intended make sure that .... everyone got their fair share of ... the strawberry patch and that they all picked strawberries until their baskets were so heavy they could not lift them to carry no more. so then they decide to go to pizza hut and enjoy pizza when suddenly, a lights went out they searched for the missing monkey who was hiding ........under the table and eating all the fruit and nuts so that the floor sweeper couldn't find them on the floor However, due to the other monkey they were stopped dead in their tracks. So they took out their bananas, and then started throwing them on the real high stack of termite mounds, reaching up to the .... tree animals and could clamber down ......and shout across the valley to ....the hills far away. The next .... thing that happened was a scary ...giant caterpillar came crawling over to ..... the children and made them laugh They touched him and he rolled over and the hump on his Camel was very large, which caused the children to laugh, until they fell down rolling holding their stomachs They all got .....sick, bruised and ended up going to hospital and ...getting suckers from all the nurses until their parents came in and said that they could not have the suckers but they would buy them a carrot to feed to the animals at giant caterpillar's house over under the river rock bridge next to Grandma and Grampa's house! They felt even worse that they had felt before and asked if they had ever seen the magic take place in the eyes of all the ones standing around them. However, there began a sudden cry from among the many that were moaning, and groaning that spoke of wanting chocolate candy even though it to eat at was not good ... so they decided to go tell Mr Willy Wonka, all about it they licked him, and spoke french stuffing there faces with chocolate pies river of doom from the chocolate and cursed a spell and it made him turn around and go....quickly to the queen and her maidden ran to the outer court to tell all who would listen about how the mean old monster was heading towards this big rock and he intended to attack the leader of .... the pack and take all of his belongings and distribute them to .......the poor in the swamps because they have nothing! Then he decided .... to cast aside all his worries .... and give them time to simmer. and so they gathered enough courage and went out and confronted the problems of the day with God's guidance and direction.then they marched up the hill to view the beautiful lake that lay just below Breezy's log cabin! The sight was more beautiful than we even imagined which made us get our cameras and be creative so that our talents could be seen throughout the Detroit slums. However, we've been seen singing and dancing by many artists and they thought we did a really great job hanging the picture over on the lamp post in the garden. However, one of the piggys pooped in the area where it was clear and it smelled and the smell made them quezzie but since it was to be cleaned out with cleaning products from Switzerland, volunteers were called from all corners of the world, to help us gather some people who care so we can Bring the truth to all people. Hallelujah to the rising sun that shines so brightly in the darkness. The light keeps shining all through so that the people will know where to look when they are in doubt about the Hippopotamus that took the banana to peel it off into the wild blue yonder but, while riding the hippo wildly he fell off broke three ribs and it hurt but the doctor fixed him up and sent him hopping on his pogo stick with bubble gum stuck to his ankles. Along the path he tripped and and saw a a butterfly when all the other butterflies were flying around in the sunlight. Just then one of the springs in his pogo stick snapped. He went flying through the air and then the weirdest thing happened while he flew to the mountain of Peru, a condor let him tickle its beak and when that was done he took him for a wild ride before then arriving in a 1969 chevy malibu. After much soul searching and hard thinking and resting their feet upon a Oh how refreshing soft grassy field The next thing all of them started to sing that old Negro gospel song that they loved to sing and laugh just like they used to do when they were just being themselves. The weather that seemed to be headed that way was very welcomed because of the swiftly changing tides They could hardly stand not talking especially without the chocolate blackberry that rolled between them, and ate the ice cream sundae that they had ordered yesterday but it had finally melted to slush My goodness what a mess!!! Just then a whale rose up and spat out the chococolate berry with a little dab of tuna Which smelled like the chococolate berry gone bad which was actually the limburger cheese held aloft in Tinkerbell's tiny wings After the tumult, and the confusion things settled down So that they could all rest and regain their strength before the big party begins! This bamboo party was stiff like a jellow bowl full of toothpicks that were coated in in strawberry Jello And dipped in chocolate! The jello made everyone sick except those who had peptobismol and a pop tart followed by milk and cookies, however our tummys began to gurgle and sing songs of bubbly happenings o-plenty We were having many varied reactions from bubbles to burples and everything in between! lol Suddenly, a disguised bubble went hopping off into the woods and landed near a poisonous rubber ducky wearing a kilt, dancing the disco in shorts and a tank top. He gave the crowd a wave of appreciation for all the support he received that year was outstanding! People from every walk of life came to hear him sing the last song of hope. That is why hope came alive and altered their Lives and thinking. HE transformed them! Some revered him Some feared him. Who could we..... be this day if the lion hadn't laid down with.... the Lamb. Hallelujah! They got along despite all the differences between them that they were still able to be adequate parents which worked out well for everyone until one night a big storm came and went but in the morning the sun exploded in a amazing display of world domination and contrite hearts because the power source was so strong and yet so wonderful in light that they decided to do what no one has ever tried to do, and they all ate grass and started turning purple, cyan and then red. Suddenly a tiny mushroom grew in the darkest, darkest place. and had power that was frightening! but only for ten minutes so a squirrel came and took all and said "I'm taking Pascagoula captive so hand over all the choclates and the sleepy little purple people. with green hair yellow ribbons in pink went spinning down into the goose down mattress and jump on the magenta pillows breaking the mirror and gluing it. It was all.... just a mess There was only.... one way to solve the problem. Eat the manna. Feeling really good! Nothing quite like.... looking forward to ............... springtime in winter. Except on a.... brisk cool morning. When there are lots of... birds flying and rabbits scurrying. And when everything.... seems to be calm and cool. you know what.... it's a boy. A boy!!! What...... and all the precautions we took. What in the.... world is happening? If you don't..... look both ways and wear a head and also better protection for the scrapes I get from the cat You may sneeze but do it quickly so that cause a real interesting and comical bird might fly and land where it might start to peck at your little nose covered with cake and frosting because there isn't anything better than yummy toasted marshmallows on sweet potato pie with a cherry Mouth is watering... for a Frosty icee and a side of fries greasy and hot ,salty and crunchy the best is yet to come when we are all snug and cozy and rested day to begin Starting the day with raisin bran and milk with side order of french fries! deep fried in hot bubbling oil with a side salad and a big juicy hamburger! smothered in horseradish and grilled onions all topped with . . . whip cream and crunchy sliced almonds I want dessert Breezy shares dessert until they all get so full they fall asleep. dreaming of sugarplums and other sweet stuff that would make us feel hyper and silly and we start bouncing off the walls and ceiling and in need of very strong calming potion to to help us laying on the hands and praying deligently to the amazement of all miraculously cured and walking and leaping praising HIM and giving glory for the miracle that took everyone's breath along for a wild ride in the most huge moonpie ever ridden It was exhilerating!!! i see you...... peek a boo! Neener neener nee-ner. Now lets get back to the amusement park and all the barfing because we want to continue with all the fun Lets run and jump and ride all day long Riding the rollercoaster right up until Jesus comes for a ride too! But Wait! He . . . wants us to spend more time... praying while we draw closer to hurting around us. Jesus wants us to reach out to everyone and show the love of his kingdom to everyone we meet during the festival or maybe when we least expect it someone shows up and gives you hugs because you are so sexy and kind and then along comes several friends who start jumping for joy at the sight of their buddies eating chocolate and singing the song the candyman can Until that dreadful willy wonka showed And gathered all the good stuff and took it right to his truck and left Now what are we going to do about the situation? I think the right thing would be to make a pizza with cheese and chocolate with some habenaro peppers and buy some Pepto! Run real quick! Look who just walked into the house and then walked back out smiled and said lets go to the beach where we can have lots of fun eating the chocolate and wading in a hot tub to relax and read the bible We can sing praise songs and lift our voices to the Lord and tell HIM our heartfelt praise because we are all sinners and saved by grace Praising HIS HOLY name by saying Thank you Jesus for all you have sacrificed for us all, so we may be saved. They all decided to go and get some new shoes because the feet travel along the path daily while the rabbits frolicked and played along with all the friends of Bambi. Thumper and Flower went to see a lake out side of town they followed the path less traveled down the yellow line curving to the left side and suddenly they they turned the big purple leaf into a boat and discovered that Atlantis arose from a pebble at the shores of Nantasket Beach and we climbed into the big ship and sailed far to the Carribean When the Sun set so beautifully everyone jumped over and swam ashore to play in sand dunes and drive away in a red covette with pink spots down the highway while drinking lemonade and listening to music on the nana playing the banjo and flute making a lot of nice music
Once upon a time there lived three gorgeous looking dogs who thought they were just adorable and could do just about anything, but one tiny little thing... was beyond reach........ it was the neighbor's kid's cat carried a gun that shot gumdrops from the sky and they landed right on top of the cat! so then the cat took revenge he picked up a dog bone and carried it to the big red barn in the next town down where the trolls like to dance like Nana dances well Nana does dance pretty well on one foot even after drinking asti spumonty with garlic and vinegar. So nana gets pretty sick and has to run to the nearest emergency room first she needs Castor oil and the bathroom ,yikes and then she drank 8 glasses of pink peptobismol which made her run back to the bathroom one the electric slide and the tango and the foxtrot While Singing Dixie and playing a bango with a broken string and a bad headache which caused the music to be sorrowful and very very off key which brought out the worse in all humans. So that caused the dixie playing bango ... to stop playing and take a look at all the monkeys who Stopped by to drink rootbeer floats and eat bananas. the monkeys met up with some truck drivers who Offered them a a ride to A mall where they went shopping And bought some birds to help sing in their mariache song to let the people through fruit at them They can't sing lol but they can do the tango dance like crazy they team up and breakdance on and then start doing the jitter bug (btw jitter bug is really fun lol) sorry 4 words with a glass in their hands while doing the end of their dance of flies. The birds then eat their food decided to fly away to the funny farm where it was funny and the chickens Laid gold eggs that made them all loopy in the barn so they decided to leave and go spend the gold on the lucky ducky who was with clucky the yucky and lucky the unlucky man. poor lucky ducky need some more luck so he be lucky again. he went out to look for rainbow with pot of gold to discover the true meaning of things yet to come to his face A clump of wet and soggy oatmeal from Breezy's half-eaten breakfast It was yucky! and made me throw up and then I had another bowl again I'm not sure why but then I'm.. under the control of chocolate and a mind reading troll that has held me captive so I couldn't get away. Then I prayed and something strange Happend to me the monkies had big yellow bananas which they placed under the big huge blue and gren bushel basket Someone came along and stole the apple pie that was sitting on the bench under the cherry tree. George Washington chopped chunks of big chocolate bars and hershey kisses with little smiley faces then he put them into a cookie jar in gave them to ten little kittens. The little kittens were so grateful to have a wonderful friend. They jumped around and mewed loudly. Suddenly, a black cat ran out from No where and scared them all! Those kittens really were very frightened but were brave! They stood tall bearing their claws and showing their little white teeth but in spite of their fierce look, they were still very tiny and did not want to play with the big giant ape. It was too scary and just plain... silly becuase they had pokadots and spiders in pockets that came out and crawled all around the legs of everyone who stood around laughing and freaked out because they had millions of spiders and they were jumping around the people's feet and causing all kinds chaos and dancing without batting a eye, music started for musical chairs and everyone played. They had so little time for serious things that need attention. So they all cried until a sweet little angel came and sweetly said It will be_____________ a long time til the other ones come back But stay here I will be spying on you from this window while I eat a big banana. But that's not why I feel sick. Instead, I will dance to disco all night. looking like Travolta in my white hip hop skirt , pointing my finger towards the sky and acting cool. The you will say 'You Won the prize and run quickly away to your momma. But your friends locate you and ...... interrigate you by asking some questions. You are too weak too reply so you try but only sigh. As you cry For a little ______________ bit, others start to see a Your mom walking around and around singing dixie backwards while mopping the Sidewalk dancing to twist and shout and then she the silly girl ... wore her boots and fell down. and hurt her elbows. Then she bounced around on the dancefloor with the neighborhood ogre untill she fainted! Everyone came over to see what ......... had happened to...... The fainting scared that big ogre who had fallen ..... Over the coach into the mud then rolled in on a big rock in the nearby lake and washed himself with ...... mud so that he was not .... discovered to be a cave man who had been lost years before and was now coming out to tell his story! He hails from .... Victoria and is North East Asia wanting to meet his friends from ... California so he jumped on a ... plane and headed towards a new destination to live once there he walked and walked until he saw a giant strawberry umm he thought that the strawberry was owned by .... Mr. Spock from another dimensional world and he intended make sure that .... everyone got their fair share of ... the strawberry patch and that they all picked strawberries until their baskets were so heavy they could not lift them to carry no more. so then they decide to go to pizza hut and enjoy pizza when suddenly, a lights went out they searched for the missing monkey who was hiding ........ under the table and eating all the fruit and nuts so that the floor sweeper couldn't find them on the floor However, due to the other monkey they were stopped dead in their tracks. So they took out their bananas, and then started throwing them on the real high stack of termite mounds, reaching up to the .... tree animals and could clamber down ...... and shout across the valley to .... the hills far away. The next .... thing that happened was a scary ... giant caterpillar came crawling over to ..... the children and made them laugh They touched him and he rolled over and the hump on his Camel was very large, which caused the children to laugh, until they fell down rolling holding their stomachs They all got ..... sick, bruised and ended up going to hospital and ... getting suckers from all the nurses until their parents came in and said that they could not have the suckers but they would buy them a carrot to feed to the animals at giant caterpillar's house over under the river rock bridge next to Grandma and Grampa's house! They felt even worse that they had felt before and asked if they had ever seen the magic take place in the eyes of all the ones standing around them. However, there began a sudden cry from among the many that were moaning, and groaning that spoke of wanting chocolate candy even though it was not good ... so they decided to go tell Mr Willy Wonka, all about it they licked him, and spoke french stuffing there faces with chocolate pies *one post at a time here beau river of doom from the chocolate river of doommmmmmm and cursed a spell and it made him turn around and go.... quickly to the queen and her maidden ran to the outer court to tell all who would listen about how the mean old monster was heading towards this big rock and he intended to attack the leader of .... the pack and take all of his belongings and distribute them to ....... the poor in the swamps because they have nothing! Then he decided .... to cast aside all his worries .... and give them time to simmer. and so they gathered enough courage and went out and confronted the problems of the day with God's guidance and direction. then they marched up the hill to view the beautiful lake that lay just below Breezy's log cabin! The sight was more beautiful than we even imagined which made us get our cameras and be creative so that our talents could be seen throughout the Detroit slums. However, we've been seen singing and dancing by many artists and they thought we did a really great job hanging the picture over on the lamp post in the garden. However, one of the piggys pooped in the area where it was clear and it smelled and the smell made them quezzie but since it was to be cleaned out with cleaning products from Switzerland, volunteers were called from all corners of the world, to help us gather some people who care so we can Bring the truth to all people. Hallelujah to the rising sun that shines so brightly in the darkness. The light keeps shining all through so that the people will know where to look when they are in doubt about the Hippopotamus that took the banana to peel it off into the wild blue yonder but, while riding the hippo wildly he fell off broke three ribs and it hurt but the doctor fixed him up and sent him hopping on his pogo stick with bubble gum stuck to his ankles. Along the path he tripped and and saw a a butterfly when all the other butterflies were flying around in the sunlight. Just then one of the springs in his pogo stick snapped. He went flying through the air and then the weirdest thing happened while he flew to the mountain of Peru, a condor let him tickle its beak and when that was done he took him for a wild ride before then arriving in a 1969 chevy malibu. After much soul searching and hard thinking and resting their feet upon a Oh how refreshing soft grassy field haaaa!!! So I guess they fell down laughing on the soft grassy field with their diminished mental powers ;-) The next thing ___________ all of them started to sing that old Negro gospel song that they loved to sing and laugh just like they used to do when they were just being themselves. The weather that seemed to be headed that way was very welcomed because of the swiftly changing tides They could hardly stand not talking especially without the chocolate blackberry that rolled between them, haa!! and ate the ice cream sundae that they had ordered yesterday but it had finally melted to slush started to melt and became slush My goodness what a mess!!! Just then a whale rose up and spat out the chococolate berry with a little dab of tuna Which smelled like the chococolate berry gone bad which was actually the limburger cheese held aloft in Tinkerbell's tiny wings After the tumult, and the confusion things settled down So that they could all rest and regain their strength before the big party begins! This bamboo party was stiff like a jellow bowl full of toothpicks that were coated in in strawberry Jello And dipped in chocolate! The jello made everyone sick except those who had peptobismol and a pop tart followed by milk and cookies, however our tummys began to gurgle and sing songs of bubbly happenings o-plenty We were having many varied reactions from bubbles to burples and everything in between! lol Suddenly, a disguised bubble went hopping off into the woods and landed near a poisonous rubber ducky wearing a kilt, dancing the disco in shorts and a tank top. He gave the crowd a wave of appreciation for all the support he received that year was outstanding! People from every walk of life came to hear him sing the last song of hope. That is why hope came alive and altered their Lives and thinking. HE transformed them! Some revered him Some feared him. Who could we..... be this day if the lion hadn't laid down with.... the Lamb. Hallelujah! They got along despite all the differences between them that they were still able to be adequate parents which worked out well for everyone until one night a big storm came and went but in the morning the sun exploded in a amazing display of world domination and contrite hearts because the power source and yet so that they decided no one has do, and they all ate grass and started turning purple, cyan and then red. Suddenly a tiny mushroom grew in the darkest, darkest place. Once upon a time there lived three gorgeous looking dogs who thought they were just adorable and could do just about anything, but one tiny little thing...was beyond reach........it was the neighbor's kid's cat carried a gun that shot gumdrops from the sky and they landed right on top of the cat! so then the cat took revenge he picked up a dog bone and carried it to the big red barn in the next town down where the trolls like to dance like Nana dances well Nana does dance pretty well on one foot even after drinking asti spumonty with garlic and vinegar. So nana gets pretty sick and has to run to the nearest emergency room first she needs Castor oil and the bathroom ,yikes. and then she drank 8 glasses of pink peptobismol which made her run back to the bathroom one the electric slide and the tango and the foxtrot While Singing Dixie and playing a bango with a broken string and a bad headache which caused the music to be sorrowful and very very off key which brought out the worse in all humans. So that caused the dixie playing bango ...to stop playing and take a look at all the monkeys who Stopped by to drink rootbeer floats and eat bananas. the monkeys met up with some truck drivers who Offered them a a ride to A mall where they went shopping And bought some birds to help sing in their mariache song to let the people through fruit at them They can't sing but they can do the tango they team up and breakdance on and then start doing the jitter bug with a glass in their hands while doing the end of their dance of flies. The birds then decided to fly away to the funny farm where it was funny and the chickens Laid gold eggs that made them all loopy in the barn so they decided to leave and go spend the gold on the lucky ducky who was with clucky the yucky and lucky the unlucky man. poor lucky ducky need some more luck so he be lucky again. he went out to look for rainbow with pot of gold to discover the true meaning of things yet to come to his face A clump of wet and soggy oatmeal from Breezy's half-eaten breakfast It was yucky! and made me throw up and then I had another bowl again I'm not sure why but then I'm..under the control of chocolate and a mind reading troll that has held me captive so I couldn't get away. Then I prayed and something strange Happend to me the monkies had big yellow bananas which they placed under the big huge blue and gren bushel basket Someone came along and stole the apple pie that was sitting on the bench under the cherry tree. George Washington chopped chunks of big chocolate bars and hershey kisses with little smiley faces then he put them into a cookie jar in gave them to ten little kittens. The little kittens were so grateful to have a wonderful friend. They jumped around and mewed loudly. Suddenly, a black cat ran out from No where and scared them all! Those kittens really were very frightened but were brave! They stood tall bearing their claws and showing their little white teeth but in spite of their fierce look, they were still very tiny and did not want to play with the big giant ape. It was too scary and just plain...silly becuase they had pokadots and spiders in pockets that came out and crawled all around the legs of everyone who stood around laughing and freaked out because they had millions of spiders and they were jumping around the people's feet and causing all kinds chaos and dancing without batting a eye, music started for musical chairs and everyone played. They had so little time for serious things that need attention. So they all cried until a sweet little angel came and sweetly said It will be_a long time til the other ones come back But stay here I will be spying on you from this window while I eat a big banana. But that's not why I feel sick. Instead, I will dance to disco all night. looking like Travolta in my white hip hop skirt, pointing my finger towards the sky and acting cool. The you will say 'You Won the prize and run quickly away to your momma. But your friends locate you and ......interrigate you by asking some questions. You are too weak too reply so you try but only sigh. As you cry For a little bit, others start to see a Your mom walking around and around singing dixie backwards while mopping the Sidewalk dancing to twist and shout and then she the silly girl ...wore her boots and fell down. and hurt her elbows. Then she bounced around on the dancefloor with the neighborhood ogre untill she fainted! Everyone came over to see what ......... had happened to......The fainting scared that big ogrewho had fallen Over the coach into the mud then rolled in on a big rock in the nearby lake and washed himself with ...... mud so that he was not ....discovered to be a cave man who had been lost years before and was now coming out to tell his story! He hails from .... Victoria and is North East Asia wanting to meet his friends from ... California so he jumped on a ... plane and headed towards a new destination to live once there he walked and walked until he saw a giant strawberry umm he thought that the strawberry was owned by .... Mr. Spock from another dimensional world and he intended make sure that .... everyone got their fair share of ... the strawberry patch and that they all picked strawberries until their baskets were so heavy they could not lift them to carry no more. so then they decide to go to pizza hut and enjoy pizza when suddenly, a lights went out they searched for the missing monkey who was hiding ........under the table and eating all the fruit and nuts so that the floor sweeper couldn't find them on the floor However, due to the other monkey they were stopped dead in their tracks. So they took out their bananas, and then started throwing them on the real high stack of termite mounds, reaching up to the .... tree animals and could clamber down ......and shout across the valley to ....the hills far away. The next .... thing that happened was a scary ...giant caterpillar came crawling over to ..... the children and made them laugh They touched him and he rolled over and the hump on his Camel was very large, which caused the children to laugh, until they fell down rolling holding their stomachs They all got .....sick, bruised and ended up going to hospital and ...getting suckers from all the nurses until their parents came in and said that they could not have the suckers but they would buy them a carrot to feed to the animals at giant caterpillar's house over under the river rock bridge next to Grandma and Grampa's house! They felt even worse that they had felt before and asked if they had ever seen the magic take place in the eyes of all the ones standing around them. However, there began a sudden cry from among the many that were moaning, and groaning that spoke of wanting chocolate candy even though it to eat at was not good ... so they decided to go tell Mr Willy Wonka, all about it they licked him, and spoke french stuffing there faces with chocolate pies river of doom from the chocolate and cursed a spell and it made him turn around and go....quickly to the queen and her maidden ran to the outer court to tell all who would listen about how the mean old monster was heading towards this big rock and he intended to attack the leader of .... the pack and take all of his belongings and distribute them to .......the poor in the swamps because they have nothing! Then he decided .... to cast aside all his worries .... and give them time to simmer. and so they gathered enough courage and went out and confronted the problems of the day with God's guidance and direction.then they marched up the hill to view the beautiful lake that lay just below Breezy's log cabin! The sight was more beautiful than we even imagined which made us get our cameras and be creative so that our talents could be seen throughout the Detroit slums. However, we've been seen singing and dancing by many artists and they thought we did a really great job hanging the picture over on the lamp post in the garden. However, one of the piggys pooped in the area where it was clear and it smelled and the smell made them quezzie but since it was to be cleaned out with cleaning products from Switzerland, volunteers were called from all corners of the world, to help us gather some people who care so we can Bring the truth to all people. Hallelujah to the rising sun that shines so brightly in the darkness. The light keeps shining all through so that the people will know where to look when they are in doubt about the Hippopotamus that took the banana to peel it off into the wild blue yonder but, while riding the hippo wildly he fell off broke three ribs and it hurt but the doctor fixed him up and sent him hopping on his pogo stick with bubble gum stuck to his ankles. Along the path he tripped and and saw a a butterfly when all the other butterflies were flying around in the sunlight. Just then one of the springs in his pogo stick snapped. He went flying through the air and then the weirdest thing happened while he flew to the mountain of Peru, a condor let him tickle its beak and when that was done he took him for a wild ride before then arriving in a 1969 chevy malibu. After much soul searching and hard thinking and resting their feet upon a Oh how refreshing soft grassy field The next thing all of them started to sing that old Negro gospel song that they loved to sing and laugh just like they used to do when they were just being themselves. The weather that seemed to be headed that way was very welcomed because of the swiftly changing tides They could hardly stand not talking especially without the chocolate blackberry that rolled between them, and ate the ice cream sundae that they had ordered yesterday but it had finally melted to slush My goodness what a mess!!! Just then a whale rose up and spat out the chococolate berry with a little dab of tuna Which smelled like the chococolate berry gone bad which was actually the limburger cheese held aloft in Tinkerbell's tiny wings After the tumult, and the confusion things settled down So that they could all rest and regain their strength before the big party begins! This bamboo party was stiff like a jellow bowl full of toothpicks that were coated in in strawberry Jello And dipped in chocolate! The jello made everyone sick except those who had peptobismol and a pop tart followed by milk and cookies, however our tummys began to gurgle and sing songs of bubbly happenings o-plenty We were having many varied reactions from bubbles to burples and everything in between! lol Suddenly, a disguised bubble went hopping off into the woods and landed near a poisonous rubber ducky wearing a kilt, dancing the disco in shorts and a tank top. He gave the crowd a wave of appreciation for all the support he received that year was outstanding! People from every walk of life came to hear him sing the last song of hope. That is why hope came alive and altered their Lives and thinking. HE transformed them! Some revered him Some feared him. Who could we..... be this day if the lion hadn't laid down with.... the Lamb. Hallelujah! They got along despite all the differences between them that they were still able to be adequate parents which worked out well for everyone until one night a big storm came and went but in the morning the sun exploded in a amazing display of world domination and contrite hearts because the power source was so strong and yet so wonderful in light that they decided to do what no one has ever tried to do, and they all ate grass and started turning purple, cyan and then red. Suddenly a tiny mushroom grew in the darkest, darkest place. and had power that was frightening! but only for ten minutes so a squirrel came and took all and said "I'm taking Pascagoula captive so hand over all the choclates and the sleepy little purple people. with green hair yellow ribbons in pink went spinning down into the goose down mattress and jump on the magenta pillows breaking the mirror and gluing it. It was all.... just a mess There was only.... one way to solve the problem. Eat the manna. Feeling really good! Nothing quite like.... looking forward to ............... springtime in winter. Except on a.... brisk cool morning. When there are lots of... birds flying and rabbits scurrying. And when everything.... seems to be calm and cool. you know what.... it's a boy. A boy!!! What...... and all the precautions we took. What in the.... world is happening? If you don't..... look both ways and wear a head and also better protection for the scrapes I get from the cat You may sneeze but do it quickly so that cause a real interesting and comical bird might fly and land where it might start to peck at your little nose covered with cake and frosting because there isn't anything better than yummy toasted marshmallows on sweet potato pie with a cherry Mouth is watering... for a Frosty icee and a side of fries greasy and hot ,salty and crunchy the best is yet to come when we are all snug and cozy and rested day to begin Starting the day with raisin bran and milk with side order of french fries! deep fried in hot bubbling oil with a side salad and a big juicy hamburger! smothered in horseradish and grilled onions all topped with . . . whip cream and crunchy sliced almonds I want dessert Breezy shares dessert until they all get so full they fall asleep. dreaming of sugarplums and other sweet stuff that would make us feel hyper and silly and we start bouncing off the walls and ceiling and in need of very strong calming potion to to help us laying on the hands and praying deligently to the amazement of all miraculously cured and walking and leaping praising HIM and giving glory for the miracle that took everyone's breath along for a wild ride in the most huge moonpie ever ridden It was exhilerating!!! i see you...... peek a boo! Neener neener nee-ner. Now lets get back to the amusement park and all the barfing because we want to continue with all the fun Lets run and jump and ride all day long Riding the rollercoaster right up until Jesus comes for a ride too! But Wait! He . . . wants us to spend more time... praying while we draw closer to hurting around us. Jesus wants us to reach out to everyone and show the love of his kingdom to everyone we meet during the festival or maybe when we least expect it someone shows up and gives you hugs because you are so sexy and kind and then along comes several friends who start jumping for joy at the sight of their buddies eating chocolate and singing the song the candyman can Until that dreadful willy wonka showed And gathered all the good stuff and took it right to his truck and left Now what are we going to do about the situation? I think the right thing would be to make a pizza with cheese and chocolate with some habenaro peppers and buy some Pepto! Run real quick! Look who just walked into the house and then walked back out smiled and said lets go to the beach where we can have lots of fun eating the chocolate and wading in a hot tub to relax and read the bible We can sing praise songs and lift our voices to the Lord and tell HIM our heartfelt praise because we are all sinners and saved by grace Praising HIS HOLY name by saying Thank you Jesus for all you have sacrificed for us all, so we may be saved. They all decided to go and get some new shoes because the feet travel along the path daily while the rabbits frolicked and played along with all the friends of Bambi. Thumper and Flower went to see a lake out side of town they followed the path less traveled down the yellow line curving to the left side and suddenly they they turned the big purple leaf into a boat and discovered that Atlantis arose from a pebble at the shores of Nantasket Beach and we climbed into the big ship and sailed far to the Carribean When the Sun set so beautifully everyone jumped over and swam ashore to play in sand dunes and drive away in a red covette with pink spots down the highway while drinking lemonade and listening to music on the nana playing the banjo and flute making a lot of nice music
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