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Conflation of Blathers
Yep... that's about it.So let's see if I've got the story straight so far. This all knowing all powerful God creates a perfect universe that includes a perfect man and a perfect woman. Then the serpent that the all knowing God created tempts the woman to get the man to eat an apple leading this God to curse his supposedly perfect creation that has now been "turned over to Satan", one of the supposedly perfect creations of this God that turned out to have iniquity that was found. Apparantely the all knowing and all powerful God was not able to prevent this turnover.
Then the "sons" of this all knowing God mated with the daughters of men who were descended from the once perfect but now cursed couple. Somehow the mating of these previously "perfect" sons of God or maybe Angels with the daughters of the descendants of the previously perfect people led to great wickedness.
The all knowing all powerful God then says, "Hey my creation is really screwed up. I'll just wipe it out with a big flood and start over". But then he notices that Noah isn't so bad after all so he decides to save Noah and his family and a boat load of animals.
The he make this big flood that covers all the mountains and goes on for quite a while with the water prevailing on the earth but then he "remembers" Noah and decides to end the flood.
Now you would think that every animal left would be of great value but Noah decides to burn up one of each clean animal right away making a smell that the all knowing God thinks is real sweet. (I guess when God made us in his image he did give us a different sense of smell. I never thought burning chicken feathers smelled very sweet)
Next Noah gets drunk and naked and curses Ham and all his descendants to be servants for seeing him drunk and naked. But God decides that's OK, maybe because those burning chicken feathers smelled so sweet.
Then God cleans up all the evidence of the flood and does things like creating lake varve and tree ring sequences more than 10,000 years long and getting nearly all the marsupials and all the monotremes and none of the placental mammals to go to New Guinea and Australia and lots of other things to make it look like he never did this horrible deed of drowning the earth but he messes up the job of covering his tracks completely because he just can't resist inspiring someone among his "chosen people" to write down the story.
Is that about it?

The whole problem comes from Creationists not liking the world that they believe their loving, perfect, omnipotent God created. Aparrently because they don't like death, decay and suffering. So how do they solve this problem where God created such a world? By making Man responsible for corrupting the perfect world their omnipotent God created. But why does an omnipotent God let Man corrupt His entire Creation? Why does He make a Perfect Organism that would do such a thing in the first place? That remains a mystery they can never explain...
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