Take THAT Brad Pitt! ...

[scraparcs]

Do you wear a halo in real life?

 

[Pats]

What is hiding in your closet?

 

[BigToe]

if you had to be missing one finger, which would you prefer to miss?

 

[Willtor]

Would you ever sign up at "Singles With Scruples" to try and meet someone?

I don't think so. It would be nice to meet a nice woman, and if it happens, it happens. But if it doesn't, it isn't that big a deal. I'm not going to great lengths to find someone.

 

[Willtor]

Do you wear a halo in real life?

Do I?

 

[Willtor]

What is hiding in your closet?

My closet is the transdimensional portal to the Space Cow homeworld the Space Cows are going to use to take over the Earth.

So, in short, Space Cows.

 

[Willtor]

if you had to be missing one finger, which would you prefer to miss?

I'd lose one of my pinky fingers. Then I could tell people I was tortured by the mafia.

 

[scraparcs]

Do people ever tell you you look much older than you are?

 

[Willtor]

Do people ever tell you you look much older than you are?

Not until now. Is it the beard?

 

[Pats]

For what award did ST:TNG make history by being the first TV show to be nominated?

 

[chaoschristian]

Emo Phillips or Carrot Top?

 

[Willtor]

Emo Phillips. He was in UHF with Weird Al. He's a strange one, but he sure is funny. There's nothing funny about Carrot Top.

 

[Willtor]

For what award did ST:TNG make history by being the first TV show to be nominated?

Without checking Google, I'm guessing it was something to do with the theme music. I seem to recall that winning an award.

 

[chaoschristian]

You are the main course at a buffet.

Would you be:

1. beef
2. chicken
3. fish
4. lobster or other shellfish
5. duck or other fowl
6. vegetarian

 

[Willtor]

You are the main course at a buffet.

Would you be:

1. beef
2. chicken
3. fish
4. lobster or other shellfish
5. duck or other fowl
6. vegetarian

First off, I'm not a Yankee. I may live in upstate New York, but I'm from Boston, so I will never bow my knee to the hated Yankees.

But if I were the main course at a buffet, I would be marinaded beef because nobody can get enough of me, but I'm not particularly healthy in large quantities.

 

[BigToe]

Would you rather have razors for teeth or daggers for fingers? Why?

 

[Willtor]

Would you rather have razors for teeth or daggers for fingers? Why?

If I had razors for teeth, it would be difficult for me to chew my food and I would probably cut my tongue. That wouldn't be fun. But if I had daggers for fingers, I could be an assassin and hire out my services to the highest bidder. Or I could become a vigilante. Either way, it would be awesome!

 

[Pats]

Without checking Google, I'm guessing it was something to do with the theme music. I seem to recall that winning an award.

Good show for not cheating. You were close. It was an emmy for drama.

In your opinion, if Jean Luc Picard and the Enterprise 1701-D encountered The Death Star and Darth Vader, who would win and why?

 

[Willtor]

Good question. I really don't think either could destroy the other. The Enterprise has long range weapons that could hit the Death Star all the while keeping out of range, but I don't think the entire complement of photon torpedoes would really do too much besides surface damage.

 

[BigToe]

Would you rather be Borg or Klingon, and why?