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[BigToe]

Which fish is the most enjoyable to be slapped with? Which is the most enjoyable to slap others with?

 

[Willtor]

Robert April, Christopher Pike, James Kirk, Willard Decker and Spock are locked into a steel-cage fish-slapping death-match.

Each man is at the height of his physical prowess.

The only kind of physical contact allowed is fish slapping (so no Vulcan nerve pinches or death grips or whatever).

What kind of fish does each Captain use?

Who goes down first?

Who emerges victorious?

Ah, one of the timeless questions asked by all great philosophers.

Robert April: As an animated captain, April would probably use Flounder from "The Little Mermaid." He would be at a disadvantage as all cartoon characters from that era were substantially less flexible than their live action counterparts.

Christopher Pike: Since you qualified that he is at peak form, we will assume that he doesn't need a "wheelchair" with a single light that allows him to say yes (one beep) and no (two beeps). Clearly, he would have a pike at his disposal.

Williard Decker: is a flimsy character at best. As such, he would wield some sort of bottom feeder like a catfish.

James Kirk: The true captain of the Enterprise would probably have a swordfish because he would be hoping for a repeat of the duel with Trelane.

Spock: Spock is, at any point in his life, the most fit of the bunch, due to the slightly higher gravity of Vulcan. Plus, he nearly killed Kirk on Vulcan, even when Kirk's shirt was ripped. But he's wily, so he would probably carry a clam.

The Battle: Kirk and Spock would run off to one side while the other three are fighting. Decker would go down real quick, and April soon after. Then Kirk and Spock would emerge wielding a cannon they'd constructed from fish guts. They'd fire the clam's pearl at Pike severely wounding him. Then Kirk would grab Pike's pike and hold it to his throat. Then he'd think better of it and yell (to no-one in particular), "No! No! I won't kill him?! D'you hear?!" Then Spock, carrying the sword from Kirk's disemboweled swordfish would kill them both.

 

[Willtor]

Which fish is the most enjoyable to be slapped with? Which is the most enjoyable to slap others with?

I find it most enjoyable to be slapped by a sardine. I most enjoy slapping others with a Great White.

 

[chaoschristian]

I find it most enjoyable to be slapped by a sardine. I most enjoy slapping others with a Great White.

Great Whites are not fish.

 

[Willtor]

Great Whites are not fish.

Well, I still like hitting people with them.

 

[Pats]

Robert April, Christopher Pike, James Kirk, Willard Decker and Spock are locked into a steel-cage fish-slapping death-match.

Each man is at the height of his physical prowess.

The only kind of physical contact allowed is fish slapping (so no Vulcan nerve pinches or death grips or whatever).

What kind of fish does each Captain use?

Who goes down first?

Who emerges victorious?

Spoc was not a captian.

 

[ravenscape]

Spoc was not a captian.

He was the Captain of the Enterprise in Wrath of Khan.

 

[Pats]

Willtor, why were the only really good ST:TOS movies the even numbered ones?

 

[Pats]

He was the Captain of the Enterprise in Wrath of Khan.

I forgot that Kirk had been promoted

 

[BigToe]

how does it feel to have fish guts between your toes?

 

[Willtor]

Willtor, why were the only really good ST:TOS movies the even numbered ones?

It's the "evens factor" that one uses to help calculate the quality of a TOS movie. The evens factor is a type of statistical clumping that applies to plot content and quality writing.

 

[Willtor]

how does it feel to have fish guts between your toes?

Meh. I can't say it's altogether unpleasant. But I've felt better things.

 

[BigToe]

what is your fave type of tree and why?

 

[Pats]

Hey BigToe, will you do an ask me thread?

 

[Willtor]

what is your fave type of tree and why?

I like AVL Trees because operations all take O(log(n)) time to complete. That's good for people in my field.

 

[Willtor]

Hey BigToe, will you do an ask me thread?

Sure. But if I do, you'll have to call me Willtor to avoid confusion.

 

[BigToe]

You must choose: you are a flesh eating worm or a dung eating bird, which would you rather be?

 

[Willtor]

You must choose: you are a flesh eating worm or a dung eating bird, which would you rather be?

I would rather be a flesh-eating worm. Actually, if you asked me what kind of animal I would like to be, this would be high on my list of candidates. The dung-eating bird is just gross.

 

[MissVegas]

Were you ever scared of the Boogeyman when you were little? And where did he stay?

 

[Pats]

What is your favorite book?