Stuff to do at walmart if you're bored

[Noble_Wolf_Heart]

Cuase its funny! lol. I've tried a few of those myself. ITs really funny. Spcially the one about toilet paper.....>.> Oh have you tried trailing orange juice or lemonade on the floor to the bathrooms?

 

[KoolFrogGirl]

Run in and out of the door.HE HE

 

[-MaRyy*]

good one

 

[Dallyn]

Try this. We were in Wal-Mart a few years ago and Had my nephew with us. My mother told him he couldn't have something (i don't remember what) and he threw himself on the floor and started screaming. "i want my dad. help me. this lady took me from my dad. she's hurting me. etc." it wasn't funny at the time, but now i think it was one of his best prank ideas.

 

[Gukkor]

lol

 

[KoolFrogGirl]

Here's another run around walmart screaming im crazy im crazy He He or you can prank call them. you can even start dancing around and around and then faint ​

 

[xMMKayx3]

While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

i love that one.

 

[LuvAslan]

I had a classmate who went up to an employee and asked where the XXXL lingerines were, saying it was for his girlfriend. (whom he made up)

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

I'd wonder why you're giving a code that doesn't exist!

You must be a wal-mart employee..

 

[.Sabre.]

I'll do that in Asda or Homebase. One of the two will receive my jokes.

I also have another idea:

in the approach to the toilets, empty a bottle of chicken soup which you have brought in, hidden under your coat.Then go into the toilet and put the bottle in the bin. Go out, look at the "sick" and say "Blue blazes, someone's been sick out here!" and fetch a member of staff.

 

[xladyfayre]

awww that is so mean!


i work in a supermarket... not walmart though. but at the store i work at- walmart is a bad work
once i went shopping with my bf and i had school the next day so while at walmart i bought soup. well, its too expensive at Community so i didnt buy it there. well, since i needed it for the next day- i brought it to work. the manager stared at my bf and i as we walked it. not a word. unil...... 11:15 when i was leaving. heres some dialog: its priceless.

George: What do you have those bags for?
me: i went shopping
George: why were you shopping?
me: ...because i was with my boyfriend
George: you know you cant shop at walmart?
me: .....ohhhh

OH my.... i was TICKED. He could have stopped us when we came in and nicely told me to put the bags back into the car! BTW, he check my reciept when i left. Which ticked me even more because he SAW me walk in with those bags!
note to self: go shopping on a saturday for food- not a sunday

 

[Nostromadu]

You know what's also fun? Sticking plungers to the floor. That will get you kicked out though....

 

[BubbaScott]

another thing that is fun. Go around to like the soda isle. Start switching all the prices around.

 

[calidog]

at walmart you gotta put on a fake beard and greet customers

 

[supergirl135]

i LOVE that last one.