Yes I look younger than I am. Yes I guess I am skinny for having had a baby 3 weeks ago. Please stare at the kids and I at the doctor's office. In the grocery store. At a restaurant. We consider ourselves there for your personal entertainment so show no restraint-- stare openly! You should also make a lot of comments as I walk by you like, "my, you have your hands full" and if we've met even once before feel free to ask me intimate questions such as, "was your third an accident?" and, "are you done?"
Thats it for now. Thank you.
Thats it for now. Thank you.