Worms with ankles?
Oh must have been back when the spiritual was joined to the physical eh?
[Well, I was trying to say more that they couldn't reach very high, rather than some worm research attempt, actually! I guess centipede then would be a better word for your sensibilities. Oh, many people do think that snakes were different back then, I have heard. What, being way up a tree, and talking, and all. I have heard some say they think snakes used to be able to fly even, and going on their belly was only a part of the curse.]
You must have realised at one point that your myths were so far removed from reality that no "interpretation" of evidence could give them any credibility,[With the 'reality' here being belief only in the physical, and the 'myths' being God's word!] however acknowledging them as allegory or outright myth left your beliefs being a tad too ordinary, too usual.
Therefore the invention of a spiritual world that could be mixed with reality lets you say that anything was possible at such a time. [So I invented Jesus Christ just to whump you poor evos on this forum, then?]
Why even bother?
Why not just say Goddidit? same magic answer, less minced words.
[Well, God did do it. Nothing wrong with that. When we realize the reasons we thought there was evidence He didn't were really only a belief in only the physical existing in the past or future, the question changes. It has now become some people who claim 'Goddidnotdoit' and have no evidence whatsoever to back it up purely belief, 100%! They ride on the good name of science, and then proceed to try to misapply it to a past it does not apply to, or a future! Science falsely so called for sure. Phoney, deceptive, faith robbing, diabolical, and hidden in the grass of real science, where it freely can strike it's unsuspecting little victims time and again, till they succumb to the poison! All this, and it is largely the believers who have to pay for this morbid endeavor!]
I seriously hope this is all just a silly, twisted joke that you've taken way too far for way too long.
[Not just hope, but seriously hope. That tells me these things have had some impact]