Spin-Off: Your Best Pick-up Line

[gottabemore2life]

Funny, sweet, or just downright cheesy.

Let me hear 'em!

 

[CrusaderKing]

Do you believe in destiny? Really? Well, I'm your destiny.

 

[fishin4christ]

Is that the sun coming up... or is that just you lighting up my world?

 

[SonicBOOM]

"this town aint big enough for the 2 of us, so lets become one" [yeah, creepy, I know ]

 

[CrusaderKing]

I do much better when I have to improvise...

I hope you know CPR because every time I look into your eyes, you just take my breath away.

 

[gottabemore2life]

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

 

[Zephyralder]

Are you a fairy? Because your dust is making me fly!

(Peter Pan all the way!)

 

[Zephyralder]

haha, window cleaner...... well that's as clean as mud

just kidding.

 

[fishin4christ]

Your eyes are as blue as window cleaner.

Wow !!! Thats horrible ! lol

 

[gottabemore2life]

Ooh this one would probably get me! :

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

 

[fishin4christ]

Are you a fisherman because you've got me on the hook.

 

[JesusFreak4L]

Me: Can I borrow your cell phone!?

Girl: why?

Me: My mom told me too call when I met the girl of my dreams

 

[penNpaper]

Pick-up Line #1:

Are you an Thief?

Because you just stole my heart away!!

Pick-up Line #2:

Walks up to a pretty gal. Smile a little and hands her a iPhone.

"I will call you"

Btw - This is just a parody and I never done these personally. Trust me I'm NOT that stupid with the ladies.

Regards,
Drew

 

[CrusaderKing]

Ooh this one would probably get me! :

"My boys over there bet that I wouldn't be able to start a conversation with the most beautiful girl in the room. Want to buy some drinks with their money?"

I have to remember that one. Thanks.

 

[CoachR64]

"Your body must be a Visa Card, because it's everywhere I want to be."

"I wanted to talk to you, but I can't think of anything to say. So, if you give me your number, I'll call when I think of something."

"My girlfriend fell off a cliff. Died on impact."

"Is your name Daisy? Because I have the strong urge to plant you right here."

Coach

 

[JesusFreak4L]

If I were to take the 11 wonders of the world, and add you, then I would have 12 of the most beautiful things on this planet

 

[JesusFreak4L]

your prettier than 10 flamingos on a golf course

 

[JesusFreak4L]

Kiss me if I'm wrong, but you wanna go out with me

 

[CoachR64]

"That shirt looks great on you. Bet it would look better on my floor."

"Do you windex your jeans? Because I can see myself in them."

Coach

 

[fishin4christ]

Are you related to the sun?...Because running into you just brightened up my day!