Jerusalem was filled with people from other countries on the Day of Pentecost.
There were lots of groups talking to each other in foreign languages.
If you were in an international airport, and you heard a group of strangers talking to each other in a language you didn't understand, would you call them drunk?
Of course not. That's illogical.
You would be ridiculed for such an accusation.
People who are drunk don't stand around acting normal, talking in foreign languages.
People who are drunk have lost a bit of control of their "normal bodily functions."
They might get loud. They might stagger. They might laugh, cry, or do other emotional things.
All of which are rather disturbing to those who like things well-regulated and predictable.
But drunks do NOT stand around speaking foreign languages in a dignified manner.
Now, if you were in an international airport, and saw a group talking foreign languages while doing other behaviors, which are common actions of drunk people, then you might accuse them of being drunk.
Notice Peter's defense. He never once said they weren't acting drunk. Because they were.
Reading the account carefully, it says that some of the crowd said they were drunk. Peter got up and said, "No, they are not drunk because it is too early in the morning." It does not say that the disciples were staggering around out of control. It does show that they were laughing, singing, rejoicing, and speaking in foreign languages. This was what made some think they were drunk because they probably only saw drunk people behave like that in their experience. I have seen people at airports laughing, rejoicing at seeing loved ones, and actually singing, and generally behaving high spiritedly, and speaking in foreign languages, but I would never think they were drunk.
Actually, (and I'm not having a go at you) the whole debate about how the crowd heard their own dialects when the disciples were speaking in tongues is pointless because it can never be proved whether the disciples spoke the actual languages or that the crowd had the languages interpreted in their ears like the intergalactic interpretation devices on Startrek. Luke says that they did hear their own dialects, but how that was achieved is in the area of God being God in an area where we cannot work out. We can only guess. It's the same principle as how God was able to create the heavens and the earth in seven days and yet make it appear to have been around for millions of years. All theories about it has to be mere guesswork.
For us who believe in the gift of tongues and enjoying praying that way, how the mechanics of it works is beyond us, because who knows the mind of the Holy Spirit except the Holy Spirit Himself? The unity that we have in the gift is that we do it and it works for us. But when we try to explain it to prejudiced cessationists, we can get quite tangled up.
I was thinking about this on the bus stop this morning. Who cares whether one has one interpretation of Scripture and someone else has another? If I read the Scripture in a certain way and I exercise faith on that basis and it works for me, and it is not inconsistent with the gospel of Christ, then God accepts that. If someone else interprets the Scripture another way which might be just as feasible as mine and he or she exercises faith on the basis of that and God accepts it because it to does not violate the principles of the gospel, then who am I to say that the other person is wrong? Do I have perfect knowledge about the ways of God when Paul says that none of us has perfect knowledge and will not have until we are with the Lord in glory?
But the differences between us in knowledge and interpretation makes interesting and fun debates on the forum!