I could say that same about you.
The difference is that I have unequivocal empirical evidence behind my views.
You have your own interpretation of a book thousands of years old and conjecture that contradicts empirical evidence and a paper that says you are good at reading.
The funny thing is that I basically asked you to exploit every possible gap in evolutionary theory I could think of and you were not able to.
I am confused though, why do you not also reject chemistry, boiling point constants, vapor pressure, etc.? The BIBLE clearly says that GOD is responsible for rain.
Look at these verses:
Jeremiah 10:13 "When he thunders, the waters in the heavens roar; he makes clouds rise from the ends of the earth. he sends lightning with the rain and brings the wind from his storehouses."
Job 36:
26 How great is Godbeyond our understanding!
The number of his years is past finding out.
27 He draws up the drops of water,
which distill as rain to the streams[c];
28 the clouds pour down their moisture
and abundant showers fall on mankind.
29 Who can understand how he spreads out the clouds,
how he thunders from his pavilion?
30 See how he scatters his lightning about him,
bathing the depths of the sea.
31 This is the way he governs[d] the nations
and provides food in abundance.
32 He fills his hands with lightning
and commands it to strike its mark.
33 His thunder announces the coming storm;
even the cattle make known its approach.[e]
The fundamentalist position you take is analogous to rejecting the chemistry that makes meteorology possible because it contradicts these verses.
My question to you is do you think weather would've been described this way if the Bible were written today? I encourage you to think back to the stories of Benjamin Franklin and note that even until the 16th century, a great deal of people believed that lighting was divine in origin.
The Bible simply CAN NOT serve as a scientific explanation of phenomenon relative to the thousands of years of knowledge obtained since then. When you treat it like it should, you fall for false doctrines. The point of Job wasn't to explain cause of rain. It was to draw attention to the fact that the way this universe works is the result of God.
So again, the reason that a coin flip gets half heads and half tails is God. The reason you got tails both (is) and (is not) God's intervention.
It (IS) in that the only reason probability works is because of the laws of the universe (Origin: God)
It (IS NOT) in that God isn't manually affecting the outcome of the coin for our benefit.
Quite simply, He made the rules for the universe and the universe simply acts within those rules. Evolution is simply an explanation of the Universe acting within those rules.
You are trying to be in God's shoes. You are trying to make sense of the world from His perspective, saying that all living things were "designed." In reality that perspective has no functional purpose because you can't know what God's plan was until after the fact. Men are meant to live from Man's perspective. The events in our lives can only be made sense in terms of cause and effect. While we understand that the underlying cause of everything is God, we don't reject the logic from the perspective of Man. To do that would be to say that when you add Gasoline and fire, the fact that you get a boom is the result of God.(In one sense true, but useless from Man's perspective at describing the truth relevant to man's perspective.) God's greatest "gift" was for us to have our own perspective. And as long as you continue to reject that, you'll always be lost and confused.
I challenge you to audit a college Biodiversity class. (usually numbered BIO-202.) If you have a problem with the professor saying the word "evolution" just block it out. What I want you to do is study the phylogeny of all animals at a college course intensity. Then come back here and tell me your observations don't lead to the conclusion that organisms share common ancestry.