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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?


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That would definitely change things.Suppose it's carrying a coconut?
Well, its mass is about 8.5 pounds - I wouldn't think much more than that. You realize, don't you, that the woodchuck determines when spring arrives?How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
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Well, its mass is about 8.5 pounds - I wouldn't think much more than that. You realize, don't you, that the woodchuck determines when spring arrives?
Wikipedia says a woodchuck is a groundHOG. It's a day I revere, since it's the day before my birthday.Don't you mean that the Groundpig determines when Spring arrives?
Wikipedia says a woodchuck is a groundHOG. It's a day I revere, since it's the day before my birthday.
Fake news.Wikipedia also calls them Whistlepig and thickwood badger. Can we really trust such a source?
Yes, because Wikipedia correctly identifies Groundhog Day.Wikipedia also calls them Whistlepig and thickwood badger. Can we really trust such a source?
Yes, because Wikipedia correctly identifies Groundhog Day.
Even after what happened to Bill Murray. I just checked.Even after what happened to Bill Murray?
Even after what happened to Bill Murray. I just checked.
Amen.Those sneaky little boogers, well then, Groundhog and Groundhog day it is.
Never heard of whistle pig.Groundhog, woodchuck, and whistle pig are the terms I know.
Ya learn something every day.Never heard of whistle pig.
For that matter, I learned that a groundhog and woodchuck are the same thing.Ya learn something every day.