Not "quite" in the age bracket yet but feeling it, thought I'd share this email I got.
a. I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those pagers
that everyone has clipped on.
I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.
b. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans!
c. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still
have something on the ball
but you are just too tired to bounce it.
d. I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it
"Pumping Rust"
e. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say,
"Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
f. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.
Perhaps toothpicks?
g. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in
case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!
h. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the
mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
i. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older
then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
a. I was thinking about how the status symbols of today is those pagers
that everyone has clipped on.
I can't afford one so I'm wearing my garage door opener.
b. I was thinking that women should put pictures of missing husbands on
beer cans!
c. I was thinking about old age and decided that it is when you still
have something on the ball
but you are just too tired to bounce it.
d. I thought about making a movie for folks my age and call it
"Pumping Rust"
e. You know when people see a cat's litter box, they always say,
"Oh, have you got a cat?"
Just once I wanted to say, "No, it's for company!"
f. I thought about how mothers feed their babies with little tiny
spoons and forks so I wonder what Chinese mothers use.
Perhaps toothpicks?
g. Employment application blanks always ask who is to be notified in
case of an emergency.
I think you should write . . . A Good Doctor!
h. Why do they put pictures of criminals up in the Post Office?
What are we supposed to do . . . write to these men?
Why don't they just put their pictures on the postage stamps so the
mailmen could look for them while they delivered the mail?
i. I was thinking about how people seem to read the Bible a whole lot
more as they get older
then it dawned on me . . . they were cramming for their finals.
