Sockpuppets

[Rebekka]

I take that as a yes.

 

[Memento Mori]

I have 0 sock puppets and don't really see the use. If I have an opinion, I want to own it.

 

[Michie]

I have 0 sock puppets and don't really see the use. If I have an opinion, I want to own it.

 

[Virgil the Roman]

I lose my socks all the time and have to get new ones . . . . Especially, Dress-socks.

 

[Michie]

I lose my socks all the time and have to get new ones . . . . Especially, Dress-socks.

The big question is though...where does that sock go when you know you threw nothing but pairs in the dryer?

*Folding laundry now*

 

[Rebekka]

Yes, in our house we've been at war with socks for about 7 years. We can never find pairs anymore. It's a mystery. And it's extremely annoying.

 

[Michie]

Yes, in our house we've been at war with socks for about 7 years. We can never find pairs anymore. It's a mystery. And it's extremely annoying.

It sure is. What I hate also is buying socks & three weeks later they have holes. I don't remember socks going bad that fast in the past. I think it is a conspiracy by the sock industry to get us to buy socks on a regular basis! You cannot trust the sock industry!

 

[Rebekka]

My mother darned socks. Darning has died out.

 

[Dylan Michael]

I don't wear socks enough to care. Flip-Flops are the norm for me.

Oh, and no sock accounts for me.

 

[Rebekka]

Doesn't it hurt between your toes when you wear flipflops?

 

[Virgil the Roman]

Argh.

 

[Michie]

My mother darned socks. Darning has died out.

Yeah I'm not going to darn a sock.

It has to be a very special sock for me to take the needle & thread to it.

 

[CruciFixed]

I dont darn my darn socks.

 

[JoabAnias]

It sure is. What I hate also is buying socks & three weeks later they have holes. I don't remember socks going bad that fast in the past. I think it is a conspiracy by the sock industry to get us to buy socks on a regular basis! You cannot trust the sock industry!

Maybe they are combatting the sock eating washing machines?

 

[Michie]

Maybe they are combatting the sock eating washing machines?

I don't know what the deal is. One of the great mysteries of life involves socks...wouldn't you know it?

 

[Rebekka]

The person who invented sockpuppets must have had the same washing machine mystery with disappearing socks. You can't wear single socks but you can make puppets out of them.

 

[JoabAnias]

I don't know what the deal is. One of the great mysteries of life involves socks...wouldn't you know it?

I solved the mystery once when a pump in the washer broke. Turned out it was stuffed with socks.

Where they go in the dryer, only God knows. Maybe they just turn into lint.

 

[Michie]

The person who invented sockpuppets must have had the same washing machine mystery with disappearing socks. You can't wear single socks but you can make puppets out of them.

Like I said... I think there is an evil conspiracy afoot.

*Wheres a tin foil hat wearing emoticon when you need one?*

 

[JoabAnias]

You can't wear single socks.

Why not?

 

[Michie]

I solved the mystery once when a pump in the washer broke. Turned out it was stuffed with socks.

Where they go in the dryer, only God knows. Maybe they just turn into lint.

The lint comes in handy for hairshirts.