"So I sez ta my....."

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend in the meat deptartment, T. Bone, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend the construction worker, Bill Ding, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend operating the lie detector, Polly Graff, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend eating raw fish, Su Shi, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend praising the L-rd, Gloria, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend standing in poison ivy, Ivan Awfulitch, I sez....

 

[Margolit]

So I sez to my friend putting lotion on his poison ivy, Cal O'Mine, I sez

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend with stiff joints, Arthur Ritis, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend with the grill, Barbie Q. Dribbs, I sez....

 

[Ivy]

Leader, thanks for making me giggle at 4:00 a.m. I really needed a good laugh. Your entries are just great!

My favorite:

So I sez to my friend the introvert, Anne T. Social, I sez....

 

[Ivy]

These are borrowed from Click-n-Clack the Tappit Brothers:

So I sez ta' my friend the grammarian, Shirley Wright, I sez......

So I sez ta' my friend the lenient parent, Les Stern, I sez......

 

[Ivy]

So I sez ta' my talkative friend, Greg A. Rious, I sez......

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend in the rodeo, Buck A. Roo, I sez.....

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my friend the librarian, Sy Lence, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my shallow friend, Sue Perficial, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend the bar hopper, Al Kaholic, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my friend the jester, O.B. Serious, I sez....

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my slightly confused friend, M.T. Hedded, I sez...

 

[Leader of the Banned]

So I sez to my happy friend, Dee Lighted, I sez...

 

[Margolit]

So I sez ta my frind the speech teacher, Ella Qution, I sez...