My secret love of writing silly and pensive stories with basically bad grammar has gotten out-of-control. And, I have succeeded in corrupting a thread on the forums somewhere. I thought I could bring my controlled insanity needs over here? Instead of victimizing innocent, unaware CF readers.
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So ashamed!
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you know, i promised myself once i finished my last story that i would not write another one... sad to say that promise didn't last long. not even a week later i had another story in mind and had started writing. 
welcome to the creative writing center!
welcome to the creative writing center!
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Sunbeam,
I am slightly interested........where might I read some of your silly and pensive stories with basically bad grammar?
Allen......
I am slightly interested........where might I read some of your silly and pensive stories with basically bad grammar?
Allen......
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oncewaslost said:you know, i promised myself once i finished my last story that i would not write another one... sad to say that promise didn't last long. not even a week later i had another story in mind and had started writing.
welcome to the creative writing center!
Thanks for understanding lol.
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He put me back together
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Well, you know--I stopped reading or writing silly stories that Sunday morning when my goat walked up on the porch as I was leaving for church and told me that if I didn't stop being a fool, he would bite the horse and not let go. Most folks would laugh at a goat who aspired to bite a horse without getting kicked, but this was the same goat who assembled a jetpack from a small hydrogen formula and scaled the gulf of mexico to achieve a rare coffee bean. Of course, the mission was almost in the goat's grasp, but Juan Valdez's *** bit off one of his legs as he was reaching for the bean, and he fell to the ground, screaming. This of course makes the threat of biting the horse more unbelievable, since the goat now has a pegleg, but he was planning to soon craft a prosthetic with plastics and state-of-the-art solenoid technology. To make a long story short, maybe you should get a goat?
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He put me back together
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grrrrrrrrrrrrrr Nobody can use Biblical terminology anymore 
Juan Valdez's DONKEY, ok? His donkey. That was certainly a smart donkey. I had a smart donkey once--he kept getting out of his fence. Just about every week I had to wait till it got dark and then spend all evening digging donkey holes in the woods so I could catch him. Once I got so angry at him I kicked my donkey--that was a sad day.
Juan Valdez's DONKEY, ok? His donkey. That was certainly a smart donkey. I had a smart donkey once--he kept getting out of his fence. Just about every week I had to wait till it got dark and then spend all evening digging donkey holes in the woods so I could catch him. Once I got so angry at him I kicked my donkey--that was a sad day.
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Oh my goodness, I forgot about this thread. I went to the Ladies Bathroom stall in the Men's Threads and I started thinking like how can there be one stall in a men's room when stalls are always in a group to begin with so does that mean its men's room with one ladies stall and why is that? Are all the ladies in that one stall? Back in high school that only happened when people were smoking or someone was crying. So then I started to think of all kinds of things.
Actually I just needed a place to repent. I really do not want to go into stories and stuff here right now. lol. I think I will read.
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He put me back together
Official Hog washer
Hey, if I was a bathroom stall vandal, I'd either bring my crayola paints or post recipes. It might be cool to be a urinal vandal, but that would require me to write with my left hand. You know, I met a woman like you in the bathroom once...but for some reason she must not have liked me, because she was quickly making tracks in the other direction. I discussed this with my wise 3-legged goat, but he seemed to be as confused as I was. Then he was like "Ok see ya matt I'm gonna go mark some territory." I can only suppose that he meant he was going to put mineflags up...what a swell goat. Putting mineflags up like that. But it seems whenever he tells me he's going to do that, he starts falling over from trying to stand on 3 legs, which would actually be standing on 2 legs since he's a 3 legged goat, or 2 1/2 if you count a pegleg as half a leg.
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