smoochin tips?

[andiesmama]

Trust me, it all comes naturally!!

 

[Endure2]

YESS!
KEEP THE GOOD ADVICE COMIN!
but for real, where im from, the girls make you give a sample kiss before dating you.... ya know, and i really want a girlfriend... im so lonely. haha.


so....

heres what i got.
1. it comes naturally.
2. if you hit teet pull back?
( ok so teeth are a no no?)
3. dont go for the gold!
(ill take the lady's advice on that one)
4. ill be fine.
(well ive been fine for a long time, the ladies want me right up untill the sample kiss) goofy rule huh?
5. close your eyes and stick out your tongue.
(wow, that sounds like a dead ringer!) what if you get left in mid air, just hangin?
6. eat garlic and onions and go gung ho on the cold sores.
(ok... i really do want a lady now...)
7. practice makes perfect.
( ok, any lovely ladies up for a round or 2 of tonsil hocky all in good fun?)
hey im a stud, you wont mind.
8. its not rocket surgery!
(well, never knew anything was that... i guess its alright)

and thanx for it all!
i should have no problem finding that lady of my dreams now.
i am in your debt forever.


fluffy rainbow.

hey, dont blush, nobody likes those red lolipops, there boring.

 

[Endure2]

HAHA! ANYONE REMEMBER ROCKY3?
WHERE HE HAD TO FIGHT HULK HOGAN?! BUT HIS NAME WAS

****THUNDER LIPS*****

cus he was the sexiest man in the world or something like that

thats me now baby!

 

[fishstix]

It's backwards to expect to get a girlfriend by being a good kisser. You need to get the girlfriend first before you will get a chance to kiss her at all. Most people don't kiss someone on the lips unless they are already interested in them romantically.

 

[TriptychR]

Asking the girl first is also beneficial in case she just put something in her mouth and you didn't notice.

 

[theFijian]

I preferred it when I didn't take the OP seriously.

 

[theFijian]

It's backwards to expect to get a girlfriend by being a good kisser. You need to get the girlfriend first before you will get a chance to kiss her at all. Most people don't kiss someone on the lips unless they are already interested in them romantically.

I preferred it when I didn't take the OP seriously cos the OP is backward reasoning.

 

[Glorianna]

Endure2, if it really is a rule where you are to kiss the girls before you can date them, they aren't worth dating. The girls where you are sound really shallow. They should go for more than just whether you're a good kisser or not. It's incredible to practice with your fiance. That's what I've done We were each other's first kiss and are practicing together. It's really romantic.

But if you want more help in spite of what people have been saying let us know whether you're into normal kissing or french kissing. Then we might be able to help you better.

 

[Endure2]

french kissing for sure!

 

[Glorianna]

Well, my fiance and I did a bit of research into this.

 

[Endure2]

thankyou for the wonderful rescources and advice.


your friendship is something i do not want to lose.

 

[Glorianna]

WOW....YEEEEESSSSSSSSSSSS!


and if you guys havent already noticed. this was all a joke, i just wanted to see what kind of replies it would get.
im that that naive or desperate.

girls gotta get in line and take a number to talk to me baby!

heck, most girls havent got me off lay-away yet anyway.
but bless their hearts for trying.

I don't think there's anything wrong with wanting to improve your kissing skills. My fiance and I want to be the best kissers possible for each other. But if you want to make fun of that, that's okay.

 

[Endure2]

man that "romantic" site is awesome, i love learning things like that!
YES!
thankyou so much!
seriously, thanks.

 

[Glorianna]

man that "romantic" site is awesome, i love learning things like that!
YES!
thankyou so much!
seriously, thanks.

I was just being helpful.

 

[Endure2]

oh glorianna

i am so sorry, i did not mean that to come across like it did. i am the worst with words sometimes.

i wasnt making fun of you, and i really am thankful for your advice, and i think that it is awesome that you and your fiance do that.

i was justing wanting everyone one to know, it really was a joke.

and im not really as concieted as i acted in that reply either.

so very sorry...

 

[Glorianna]

Thanks for the apology. You are forgiven.

 

[Endure2]

thankyou so very , very, very much.

 

[Glorianna]

It's all good. Thank you for the apology. Not everyone would do that.

 

[Spicy McHaggis]

i was justing wanting everyone one to know, it really was a joke.

Thanks man, I'm now even dumber than before just for being a part of this thread.

 

[wvmtnkid]

I think this thread has run it's course, and it's time for it to close.