Singles Flirting Thread (6)

[LadyOfMystery]

-tackles and tickles-

Where's mah cake?

*tickles back* *Gives Zilam his cake* There ya go.

 

[Crucifix]

I didn't know you were "Marie Antoinette" in disguise!

 

[danstar]

hi everyone

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Ello! *waves*

 

[sweetlambofgod]

evening all!

 

[SteelNinja]

The best woman needs a great man
by her hospital bedside right now
for it was such long fall from Heaven
So cruel is the earth bellow Heaven
for we just don't make enough springs
and mattresses and also airbags
so then the women from Heaven can fall
but not end up in the hospital
and so they get treated better at their arrival
by not getting hurt hitting this earth
the earth which they are too good for

I did my best, but I guess you might notice I'm a little poor at poetry and I may have too much influence from Frank Zappa.

and btw, is there an official day out there called HAWD, ie "Hug a Woman Day"??? Yes, I know, woman need hugs every day. Can't blame em at all.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

*sits next to SteelNinja*

 

[SteelNinja]

*sits next to SteelNinja*

I was going to do something else, but I think she wants more.

Hey audience, does she want more? "yaaaaghhh!!!!"
OK, then she will get more.

I was going to play some Blind Guardian,
but then SHE walked in,
so I switched the player to Chicago,
and took out my harmonica,
to play along with the soft ballad,
and then I wondered,
and wondered more and then asked her,
"How did you recover so quick from falling out of Heaven?"
She said "It's part of our nature to be mysterious"
Then I told her this,
"I once fell off a ski lift",
"and I had a broken arm and a broken leg,"
"and this made me ski twice as slow,"
"and I already ski slow enough as it is,"
and then this is what she said,
"I didn't tell you to stop playing",
and then I picked up my harmonica,
and played the rest of the song,
feeling rather flustered and embarrassed,
but knowing she'd forgive me anyway.

What'd you think audience?
Hey, where'd the audience go?

 

[Luther073082]

Good evening to all of the ladies here. . .

 

[LadyOfMystery]

I was going to do something else, but I think she wants more.

Hey audience, does she want more? "yaaaaghhh!!!!"
OK, then she will get more.

I was going to play some Blind Guardian,
but then SHE walked in,
so I switched the player to Chicago,
and took out my harmonica,
to play along with the soft ballad,
and then I wondered,
and wondered more and then asked her,
"How did you recover so quick from falling out of Heaven?"
She said "It's part of our nature to be mysterious"
Then I told her this,
"I once fell off a ski lift",
"and I had a broken arm and a broken leg,"
"and this made me ski twice as slow,"
"and I already ski slow enough as it is,"
and then this is what she said,
"I didn't tell you to stop playing",
and then I picked up my harmonica,
and played the rest of the song,
feeling rather flustered and embarrassed,
but knowing she'd forgive me anyway.

What'd you think audience?
Hey, where'd the audience go?

I liked. *Sits on my couch with a plate of cookies*

Hey Luther, *waves*

 

[Crucifix]

SteelNinja: Please keep working at it! You'll get the art of writing poetry down pat. I don't do it often, but I have some fun with it when I do.

 

[danstar]

hi ladies

 

[frenzy]

hi ladies

Hey sweetie!

 

[sweetlambofgod]

its a hug a woman day today?

 

[Conspiracy Theory]

its a hug a woman day today?

Do you want a hug?

 

[Luther073082]

its a hug a woman day today?

Thats a great holiday!

The only better holiday is give Luther a hug and kiss on the cheek if you are a woman day. Gee how do you think we celibrate that day?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Thats a great holiday!

The only better holiday is give Luther a hug and kiss on the cheek if you are a woman day. Gee how do you think we celibrate that day?

*hugs Luther and gives him a kiss on the cheek*

 

[Luther073082]

*hugs Luther and gives him a kiss on the cheek*

Yeah I think thats how its done.

*Hugs and kisses LoM on the cheek back.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Yeah I think thats how its done.

*Hugs and kisses LoM on the cheek back.

Yay!

 

[danstar]