Singles Flirting Thread (6)

[sweetlambofgod]

I want to marry my MacBook.

that would probably end up better

 

[sweetlambofgod]

I have several bags of treats to hand out, if any of you ladies are interested!

any chocolate? I'm in desperate need right now

 

[Conspiracy Theory]

M&M's

Dark chocolate.

 

[Braticus]

any chocolate? I'm in desperate need right now

My sister in law promised to take me to the chocolate buffet in the city when I go to visit her! We'd better go, cuz I'm also in desperate need!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

There's a chocolate buffet??

 

[deliciousBass]

There's a chocolate buffet??

That's what I'm wondering. I would fast for 2 weeks before partaking in such a glorious feast.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

That's what I'm wondering. I would fast for 2 weeks before partaking in such a glorious feast.

Maybe we should go to one of those together.

 

[Luther073082]

That's what I'm wondering. I would fast for 2 weeks before partaking in such a glorious feast.

Chocolate buffet . . . Lord the thought of that makes me sick to my stomach.

 

[Braticus]

There's a chocolate buffet??

Yeah at this really fancy hotel, they have it once a week, on Firday's.

 

[Braticus]

Maybe we should go to one of those together.

Lets' make it like a group date..we just need some more guys...SweetLamb, me, you, deliciousBass....who else is in on this??

 

[Braticus]

Chocolate buffet . . . Lord the thought of that makes me sick to my stomach.

You shouldn't brag about things like that, a complete turn off...worse than being allergic to chocolate!

 

[LadyOfMystery]

What if I want DeliciousBass all to myself? lol

 

[Conspiracy Theory]

Horror!

 

[deliciousBass]

What if I want DeliciousBass all to myself? lol

You wouldn't be the first to say that Might have to fend off a couple other ladies. I trust you know how to wield a claymore?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

You wouldn't be the first to say that Might have to fend off a couple other ladies. I trust you know how to wield a claymore?

I think I could handle fending them off. I don't even know what a claymore is..what is it? I can learn how to though. haha

 

[Luther073082]

I think I could handle fending them off. I don't even know what a claymore is..what is it? I can learn how to though. haha

In the sense he is speaking of it is a very large sword.

It is also a anti personal mine BTW.

 

[LadyOfMystery]

In the sense he is speaking of it is a very large sword.

It is also a anti personal mine BTW.

Ah..I like swords.

 

[Conspiracy Theory]

I think I could handle fending them off. I don't even know what a claymore is..what is it? I can learn how to though. haha

Have you the saying brought a knife to a gun fight?

 

[LadyOfMystery]

Have you the saying brought a knife to a gun fight?

Yep.

 

[danstar]

*hands chocolate out to any interested ladies *