Singles Flirting Thread (3)

[BoarderDave]

Hmm.. that is quite strange.

 

[Luther073082]

A lot of birds touch. Most birds have a favorite person. However this is the only bird I have ever seen that only does it when only one person is around. Sadly enough that person is apparently me.

Actually as sick as it is typically one of the best ways to tell the sex of a bird is watching how they touch. Sad as that is.

 

[eugeneandbobo]

Flies after me when ever I try to leave the room.

And begins ummm enjoying her body with a nearby toy while I'm in site. Yeah its gross and according to my mom it only happens when I'm there.

- advice - for free -

make yourself less appealing...birds hate that from what i hear...

 

[HolyOne87]

^ def, weird stuff (what Luther said)

 

[eugeneandbobo]

Actually as sick as it is typically one of the best ways to tell the sex of a bird is watching how they touch. Sad as that is.

...
i could have gone my entire life without knowing that, and it would have been perfectly fine

 

[Luther073082]

- advice - for free -

make yourself less appealing...birds hate that from what i hear...

Explain what I do to make myself less appealing to a bird? Remind you I want to be appealing to the non-related human women at the same time.

Edit: No unfortunutly its true, you don't have to watch for long and realistically you don't even have to look for it because they have no problems with doing it infront of you. But usually we look at coloration, then we look for behavioral pattners, then if those fail you can tell easy if they start masterbating, and also if they lay unfertilized eggs (some birds do this a lot) its easy to tell. Served us well for a number of years.

 

[BoarderDave]

Yeah.. funny stuff.

So, anyone else looking forward to this weekend? Agh.. Im so tired of work and school already for this week.

 

[Luther073082]

Yeah.. funny stuff.

So, anyone else looking forward to this weekend? Agh.. Im so tired of work and school already for this week.

I don't like to think about the weekend before Thursday. I've got so much to do during the week.

 

[BoarderDave]

hah, wow. I live FOR the weekend it seems.. hah. I start planning my weekend Monday morning.

 

[eugeneandbobo]

Explain what I do to make myself less appealing to a bird? Remind you I want to be appealing to the non-related human women at the same time.

that advice was free. if i go into any detail, then it'll start to cost you. all that translates to...i dunno, i just give the words. you have to search deep within yourself neo...the balance of the world is in your.....

sorry, wrong speech

 

[HolyOne87]

i can't wait until the weekend. Do have some papers to do before then. yuck!

 

[eugeneandbobo]

So, anyone else looking forward to this weekend? Agh.. Im so tired of work and school already for this week.

yeah...i get to go play with at risk teens this weekend, and hang 'em 20 ft in the air. (ropes course)

 

[BoarderDave]

Yeah.. I have some homework to do during this week too.. but yeah, looking forward to relaxing for the weekend!

 

[HolyOne87]

yup, hopefully the week goes fast.

 

[BoarderDave]

yeah...i get to go play with at risk teens this weekend, and hang 'em 20 ft in the air. (ropes course)

cool! Any particular reason for the hanging them from up there? or just to amuse yourself?

 

[eugeneandbobo]

if they're hanging up there, then there's more food for me at lunch...

 

[HolyOne87]

if they're hanging up there, then there's more food for me at lunch...

 

[California Dreamin']

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

 

[HolyOne87]

^aw, how come?

 

[eugeneandbobo]

I feel like I'm going to throw up.

why so?