Singles Cafe (4)

[2Timothy2]

A guy walks into his doctor's office, he has an apple in his right ear, a bell pepper in his left ear, and carrots up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor looks him over and says, "You're not eating properly."

 

[kelco]

Lol!

 

[Macrina]

A guy walks into his doctor's office, he has an apple in his right ear, a bell pepper in his left ear, and carrots up his nose. He says, "Doctor, what's wrong with me?"

The doctor looks him over and says, "You're not eating properly."

L*O*L

 

[Truly Blessed]

I hope all my friends that vist the cafe are doing good tonight. Even the friends I haven't met yet.

 

[scraparcs]

We finally caught up with each other!

And I'm not doing the middle of the night thing again, unless I stay up all night!

 

[Truly Blessed]

And I'm not doing the middle of the night thing again, unless I stay up all night!

Oh come on keep me company - at least it will be better than what I have at work .

 

[scraparcs]

I'm still here, TB! People are keeping me awake!

 

[Truly Blessed]

I'm still here, TB! People are keeping me awake!

Then why didn't you come and talk to me .

*hangs head at being ignored.

 

[kelco]

Good

And I'm not doing the middle of the night thing again, unless I stay up all night!

I appreciate the effort! Not too many people get up early just to see me!

Good morning all! Hope your Sunday is blessed!

 

[Truly Blessed]

Hi Kelco

 

[Truly Blessed]

if anybody is wondering if my sarcastic sense of humor is out today check out this thread. http://www.christianforums.com/t1493759-pope-disappointed-with-heaven.html

 

[kelco]

Morning TB! I kinda liked this one myself

http://www.theonion.com/news/index.php?issue=4115&n=2.

What in the world will they think of next? LOL

 

[Truly Blessed]

Hey, I saw that one also; but I liked mine for my sarcastic remark that followed.

 

[kelco]

Yeah I thought that remark was pretty funny too!!!

 

[Truly Blessed]

Actually, If yours is true, that could actually be a bad thing since germs are needed in the stomach.
For example, I was told that I should not inject myself with insulin in the same spot every time because sterlized things can create a sort of sist or a harding in the area over time .

 

[kelco]

So your'e diabetic too. I havn't had to do insulin, yet. Yeah that is a very real danger when you do sub q injections. If you use the same site every time it damages the tissues and will make a cyst. Need to rotate your injections between belly and thighs every time.

 

[Truly Blessed]

new diabetic, within last 2 months; I was told that I can just use my stomach pouch as long as I switch sides and not use the same area on each side each time. And of course there is plenty of room for that .

 

[kelco]

Yep I identify! Found out I was about 5 years ago. But I've lost almost 70 lbs and I try real hard to keep it under tight control, so after you get used to the lifestyle changes it's not too bad.

 

[wildthing]

Morning WOW.

 

[kelco]

Yep! It's been a fight and I still have a long way to go but I will do it. I will not end up having various parts of my anatomy cut off because I am too dumb to take care of myself.