Singles Cafe (4)

[Truly Blessed]

Think you might have forgot this one.

Got it (((((kelco)))))

 

[kelco]

Gotta go. I hear paint buckets being opened. See Y'all later in the day.

 

[caitlincares]

Gotta go. I hear paint buckets being opened. See Y'all later in the day.

See you later.
I am going back to bed myself.

kelco

tom

 

[Truly Blessed]

See you later.
I am going back to bed myself.

kelco

tom

Everybody is going to bed; getting ready to go home to bed in 8 minutes.

to all

 

[scraparcs]

I'm telling you, I wake up early and you're all in bed. I guess I could sing a song? Maybe I shouldn't, you wouldn't want to hear it.

 

[Julio]

I'm telling you, I wake up early and you're all in bed. I guess I could sing a song? Maybe I shouldn't, you wouldn't want to hear it.

Um, hi.

And I beg you, please, please don't sing a song! People can become very violent if woken so rudely.

 

[scraparcs]

Um, hi yourself, even if you don't think I should sing to everyone this early!

Want some OJ? Coffee? I guess I'm keeping them until the late shift arrives.

(Oh, and hi! *looks above* This is Julio, hopefully he can be coerced into staying here with some wonderful orange juice! )

 

[Julio]

Trust me, it's for the greater good humanity!

Um, and if there some OJ somewhere, that might not be half bad!

*looks above*
What am I looking at? Is this one of those things like people seeing patterns in the stars that I can never figure out?

 

[caitlincares]

I can't sleep even though my eyes are very heavy.

Morning lel.

Welcome to the cafe, Julio
You seem to fit in here very well.
Good hearted picking on each other is a past time of ours.

 

[scraparcs]

Awww, hope you get some sleep, caitlin! I'm tempted to go back to bed myself, but I don't know...decisions decisions.

As for you, Julio, you haven't heard me sing, now have you? I'll have to get out a microphone, a really, really long one, and cause the decline of humanity. And well, I was looking at the poster above, so you're probably looking at the soles of my shoes. At least I just got new shoes last weekend, but be careful, they have three inch heels! (At my height, though, I need three inch heels!)

*pours Julio and caitlin some OJ* Toast? Waffles? Anything else?

 

[Julio]

Hi, and thanks for the welcome.

And if you wish to fall asleep, whatever you do, don't ask Lel to sing you a lullaby. I'm warning you for your own safety!

Meanwhile, no orange juice has come my way yet! a-HEM!

 

[Julio]

You mean to tell me that posts are spacially arranged in strict hierarchical order?

Whoa, dude, you just blew my mind!

And thanks for the OJ, I spoke too soon!

Meanwile, between your threat to cause the demise of humankind and your warning about three-inch heels hanging like Damocles' sword over my head, well, I don't know... have you seen the people in the white coats lately? They're my friends.

 

[caitlincares]

Did you forget lel we have the Karoke machine?

I better not eat a second breakfast.

Julio, you talk with some authority.
Do you really know lel?
If so, we want some stories.

 

[Julio]

NO!!!!!! This karaoke machine can be the end of us all!!!!!!!

(Strangely, I recall a similar story form a movie. Huh. )

Sorry, no stories! I just know her online. I talk with authority because I'm conceited.

 

[scraparcs]

*sings country karaoke* Hee hee! I think everyone will live, with the possible exception of Julio.

As for stories, there's none to be told. None whatsoever. And if there are, none of you know them....yet. I'm always afraid my family will find this place.

*dons white coat and three inch heels* Hi, friend Julio!

 

[Julio]

I verily feel life being slowly drained from me.

And hello, friend! I'm Nebuchanezzar. Who are you?

 

[jenn82]

Good Morning, I do wish that I were going to bed right now, I am so sleepy and praying that I will be able to have a happy demenor today at work!!!

I would love to have waffles and pancakes please....and Thank you!

All I have currently is a slimfast....not much for breakfast today....talk to you all later. Have a great day!

 

[scraparcs]

I don't think there's anyone around to help you. "Well, I've got friends in low places..."

I'm, erm, my name isn't utterable around here.

 

[Julio]

I don't think there's anyone around to help you. "Well, I've got friends in low places..."

I'm, erm, my name isn't utterable around here.

That's cruel. Don't mess with Garth!

And unutterable is okay. Just as long as you don't start saying things like "Why do you ask my name, seeing that it is wonderful?"

Okay, later!

 

[scraparcs]

Good morning, jenn! I wish I were off to napping also, but now I'm off to work. I'll just take some waffles and OJ out the door with me too!

And why are people asking my name? It's wonderful!

/me runs off to work, bye bye!