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wildthing
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I just wish we could do it. Show to other people in our same boat that they are not alone. Too many time I have seen Christians who might have cracked their last smile back in Kenndy adm. Do you know how long ago that was! God didn't say that when you become a christian you lose your sense of humor (unless I didn't read something) It could very well be a gift. It is just that other don't understand it Ok off the soap box
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kelco
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Look DW what we have is a gift. Somehow or other we can make people laugh just by being us and the by product of that is that we get to laugh and have the enjoyment of being a team. No sometimes they don't understand and they condemn us but you know that is their loss. What we have is a precious gift and when we don't use it then we end up to be the losers... And yeah I have a really good idea of when the Kennedy adm was. I was about 6 months old when he was assinated and no I dont remember what I was doing......LOL
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wildthing
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When the old minestr thanks the people for coming to his retirment luncheon. He intro this replacement that the first last snyno had sent over. The replacement looks like Dr.Who sounds like Benny Hill. He also brought along a new music director (no not Barry Brafalow) that will add in spirit of worship to the hyms. He is about to intro him when both the director and new minstr make a mad dash for the too small bathroom. Behind the door rolfing is heard. Old minstr trun to his wife and says "Ah Mrs Crabbark and her cassarole is at it again"
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kelco
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Meanwhile as the sounds of rolfing are heard behind the door the new music director says between retches I think I have an idea for the hymns for this Sunday.....we will get a marching band to play Jesus Loves Me in ragtime and then that will be followed by.......just at that moment enter stage right is Mr. Stuffy Shirt Mrs. Crabbark's BIL ...... who say's I think I know Who Shot JR!!!!!!!!!!
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wildthing
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That's a fine idea Mr. Music Director. The pale minstr said as he resines his mouth out. Ompa number for offator if possible. But as soon as he (Mr. ss) enters he makes a mad dash to the stall and fells it. Meanwhile back at the table old minstr said to Mrs. Crabbark Your Culanary skills never stop to amaze me. He couldn't hold the dinner down for 10 min.
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kelco
Rev. Kelco
Mrs Crabbark simpers at the old minister and says "thank you so much for the compliment" last time they only held it down for 5 minutes". From behind the door cries from mr. ss as he circles the drain drown out the sound of the phone ringing in the red phone box the new minister has parked outside on the lawn. New minister grabs his long scarf and runs out the door saying "my first mission in my new church"
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wildthing
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The old minsrt see that the new minstr has everything under control heads out to the new car that the church gave him. He and the mrses jumps into the seat of a 1959 Bright red Caddy Coupe Devilla. The nearly 500 cid motor roars to life and he takes off snaping his and wife new french poodle head.
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kelco
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As they pull out of the driveway the mrs says "bill how many times do I have to tell you that the gas feed is not supposed to go to the floor just as soon as you start the engine" the new french poodle says (in french) hey my neck is hurtin. old mnstr waves to congregation of First Last Church of Yokelyville and says......I'm droppin em both of at the next gas station.
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wildthing
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I wonder if this would be funnier in French. What bill did not noticed that the fuel gage said E. So he might have to push the nearly 4 ton car (I think that's what they weight) to the gas station. Just then a Bright Yellow Yugo passes em up (it's the new minstr and the car is on nitris, and is thankful that there so many people that give him the little cars) The call came from Mr bublespanoh the police cheif of yokelyville wonder if he could help him with a problem....
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wildthing
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The new minsrt makes it to the vid store. But before he knows it a second round of retching and rolfing from Mrs. Crabbark fine meal comes to his throat to make matter worest he cannot seem to get the seat belt undone. It would seem that his leasure suit has jamed the seat belt thing.
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kelco
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Unfortunatly the window cannot be rolled down either and the new minister has to turn around and head back to the church to change his leisure suit. The police chief stand there with a grin on his face and says "between barry vids and mrs. crabbarks cassaroles I will rule this town"
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wildthing
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But that was his favorite leasure suit. They just don't make them in that salmon color any more. The New minstr make a mental note to go on ebay to search for a new suit. 45 min later the police cheif and Mrs. Crabbark plans their next step for controling Yokelyville. The old minstr has final split town with the mrs and the little dog firmly locked in bathroom of sam's gas and fishin tackel emporium. But little does he know that the fickel figure of fate awaits him for at this very moment a speeding truk of Barry Manilow 8 tracks are coming his way.
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kelco
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The speeding truck of 8 tracks driven by Boris Badinoff and his faithful sidekick Natasha speeds by the yokelyville police chief doing 35 mph over the speedlimit (in a school zone no less). The cheif of police jumps in the squadcar and turns on the sirens and gives chase. Boris looks in the rearview mirror and sees the lights and leads the police chief to a creepy deserted manison just outside of town.
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