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Q to everyone: what's the most amusing time you or someone you know has fallen over?
I once fell down the stairs in primary school and slowly rolled down sideways, like a log. It was well embarassing. Afterwards, anyway.
And I was once at the gym and there was this massive bang and a boy had turned up the running machine too fast and zoomed off of it. His friend was just going HAHAHAHAHA! really loud. Hilarious.
Anyone else? ^_^
 
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i think i get what the cooties are now!

funniest time someone has fallen over

it was when my mates and I went hiking.My mare called Emma put her ruck sack on and was fine at this point.Then she truied to reach forward for a sweet and she fell onto her back and looked like a beetle with her arms and legs in the air.
 
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Oh my gosh! Funniest time....my mum was telling my brothers off for climbing this tree that hung out over a stream. She was like "Because we're going out for dinner and you're all dressed up today is the day one of you will fall in."
My brothers were like "We won't fall in!"
Just as they said that my little sister who was about 8 I think went somersaulting down the bank straight into the river and her face is indescribable. It was a mixed of scared and funny and what-the-heck? It was priceless. So we were all laughing uncontrolably and she was really upset so she ran up to dad for sympathy but as soon as she said what happened he cracked up. Not much sympathy :D We picked up KFC and drove home.
 
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Ish...that sucks :( I thought swine flu had gone now. Maybe we just don't hear so much about it anymore because all the nutjobs who were super paranoid have got over it. :doh: NEVER get a job in a supermarket when there's a pandemic paranoia. And never get a job in a supermarket at the time when they start charging for plastic bags...grrr at all those nasty customers :mad:

/vent
 
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not yesterday in the paper...
someone wasn't allowed to buy some spoons because they couldn't prove they were over eighteen.
Are you old enough to own a spoon? Woman asked for ID when buying teaspoons in Tesco | Mail Online
hahaha
reminds me of airports.

have a dancing bear:
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so, how's wales? climbed any mountains? i like tors in devon. they are wild and desolate:

(except for those tourists)

what does swine flu feel like? apparently you can tell whether you have a cold or the flu by if you saw a ten-pound note fluttering around the back garden, would you get up and fetch it? if you would, it's a cold, if you wouldn't, it's the flu.
(disregarding current economic recession inflation, whereby if you got up to fetch it, by the time you got there it might not be worth that much)

so, everyone, what's it like in your neck of the woods? over here the sky's still blue and the trees are still green, my favourite kind of autumn...
a few nights ago it was nighttime :doh:, both my cats ganged up on a mouse under the wheelie bin in the garden, then another cat - the arch enemy of my cats - appeared out of the darkness and joined in, poor mouse, against all the cat-odds we rescued it though.
anyone else got any crazy pets?

did you know there are adders in the arctic?................ no-where is safe!

what is the most poisonous/dangerous animal you have ever seen? (in the wild?)

have a day.
:wave:
catz.
 
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SiXe

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not yesterday in the paper...
someone wasn't allowed to buy some spoons because they couldn't prove they were over eighteen.
Are you old enough to own a spoon? Woman asked for ID when buying teaspoons in Tesco | Mail Online
hahaha
reminds me of airports.

have a dancing bear:
aFu_DancingBear.gif

so, how's wales? climbed any mountains? i like tors in devon. they are wild and desolate:

(except for those tourists)

what does swine flu feel like? apparently you can tell whether you have a cold or the flu by if you saw a ten-pound note fluttering around the back garden, would you get up and fetch it? if you would, it's a cold, if you wouldn't, it's the flu.
(disregarding current economic recession inflation, whereby if you got up to fetch it, by the time you got there it might not be worth that much)

so, everyone, what's it like in your neck of the woods? over here the sky's still blue and the trees are still green, my favourite kind of autumn...
a few nights ago it was nighttime :doh:, both my cats ganged up on a mouse under the wheelie bin in the garden, then another cat - the arch enemy of my cats - appeared out of the darkness and joined in, poor mouse, against all the cat-odds we rescued it though.
anyone else got any crazy pets?

did you know there are adders in the arctic?................ no-where is safe!

what is the most poisonous/dangerous animal you have ever seen? (in the wild?)

have a day.
:wave:
catz.


o_O to young to spoon eh?

Its nice here in B.C., lots of trees and bears. (the bears! i tell yeah.) i have one dog named beeboo (look at profile pic) he is nuts.
 
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SiXe

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aw...
what's the funniest thing he's done?
B.C? - before AD? arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! it's a warp-paradox-thingy!
ever encountered a bear?
why is maple syrup so expensive?!


Ever encountered a bear? of course! everytime i go to the local food place we have to wrestle them. its bear eat bear out here! and the reason maple syrup is expensive is beacuse its produced by canadian insurgents, we have to buy it off them (HIGHLY ILLEGAL!) and sell it to Japanese companys who inturn sell it legaly on the market. A long and bloody practise. But alas it keeps are underground food stores full for the coming winter.

Now you understand why we pray.
 
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mwahahahaha how many bear scalps have you totted up so far?
has anyone ever been kidnapped by the maple-syrup militia?
pay the ransom or we set their feet in pancake mixture? then toss them in the big lake of cranberries?

or do I get my food-geography wrong?
 
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