Singles Anonymous??

[ido]

I just read one of the intro threads and it struck me like an AA meeting. Maybe we need a 12-step program for singleness.

me: Hi, my name is flnativegrl and I'm single.
everyone: Hi flnativegrl!


Am I onto something here??

Singles Anonymous 12-Step program for rehabilitation:

Step 1 - admitting your singleness
Step 2 - walk away from the computer and go out where real people are!
Step 3 - Establish a social calendar
Step 4 - learn to share!
Step 5 - Relocate, if necessary, to find intelligent life

 

[alfrodull]

The things is, "It's been four months since I've had a date." isn't exactly a cause for applause...

 

[dluvs2trvl]

I just read one of the intro threads and it struck me like an AA meeting. Maybe we need a 12-step program for singleness.

me: Hi, my name is flnativegrl and I'm single.
everyone: Hi flnativegrl!


Am I onto something here??

Uh....you forgot the 12 steps! LOL!

 

[Teufelhund]

How many of us would be here, if we knew the 12 steps?

 

[Luther073082]

The things is, "It's been four months since I've had a date." isn't exactly a cause for applause...

 

[Idahofroggie]

Hi, I'm Pamela... and I... am Single

 

[CoachR64]

Most guys I know have a cure for singleness. But it involves a 12 pack, not 12 steps.

Coach

 

[plum]

Hi Pamela!

Hi my name is Julia and I don't play the field... I drive my car right off the road into the field.

 

[ido]

Most guys I know have a cure for singleness. But it involves a 12 pack, not 12 steps.

Coach

So, they could go from the SA meeting to the AA meeting.

 

[ido]

The things is, "It's been four months since I've had a date." isn't exactly a cause for applause...

Trust me, if you have been encountering the same winners I have lately, you'd be cheering loudly for being date-free.

 

[CoachR64]

I don't necessarily want a date right now, I'd just settle for the actual TIME to have a date. Even if that time was spent sleeping in my recliner, it would be much cherished.

Coach

 

[ido]

Uh....you forgot the 12 steps! LOL!

How many of us would be here, if we knew the 12 steps?

Umm...yeah...we need to CREATE the 12-steps! Geesh...do I have to do everything for you people?? Once we know all 12 steps, we can blow this popstand!

Step 1 - Admitting your singleness

I'm pretty sure we've all got that one covered, eh?

 

[Teufelhund]

But I always thought denial was an important part of the healing process.

 

[dluvs2trvl]

Step 1 - admitting your singleness
Step 2 - walk away from the computer and go out where real people are!

 

[alfrodull]

2. Come to believe that a Power greater than ourselves can bring us into a relationship.

Also covered.

 

[dluvs2trvl]

I don't necessarily want a date right now, I'd just settle for the actual TIME to have a date. Even if that time was spent sleeping in my recliner, it would be much cherished.

Coach

Uhmmm but your date might get kind of bored watching you sleep...

 

[ido]

I don't necessarily want a date right now, I'd just settle for the actual TIME to have a date. Even if that time was spent sleeping in my recliner, it would be much cherished.

Coach

This brings up a good point. We need sponsors to hold us accountable to actively try to end our singleness.

Coah - you won't have any excuses once football season is over!

 

[ido]

Uhmmm but your date might get kind of bored watching you sleep...

Or she would have some fun with him...paint his nails, draw on his face with permanent marker... hehe

 

[AlohaAquamarine]

Or she would have some fun with him...paint his nails, draw on his face with permanent marker... hehe

Lol !

But I'd be using it as an opportunity to have some Playstation/Xbox time without thos pesky boys telling where to go and what to do and eventually getting so fustrated with my 'lack of competiveness' finally snatching the controller away from me !

 

[CoachR64]

Actually, I will have even more of an excuse. Wrestling season. At least during football season, I usually have Saturday off. During wrestling season, I can kiss that good bye.

Coach