silly inventions

[lucypevensie]

Mary Kay motor oil

tuna flavored toothpaste

mouse flavored cat food in a can

hot pepper facial cleanser

 

[Patty]

Eyeglasses for bats
Nail clippers for salamanders
Jumping lessons for frogs

 

[waterwizard]

Janitor in a Drum mouthwash
Drano eye drops

Dehydrated water

 

[ZiSunka]

Silent doorbell

charcoal-flavored soda pop

glow-in-the-dark window shades

hot pepper facial cleanser

I've seen this at the health food store. It's labeled as "all-natural wrinkle-control face wash with capasicum."

 

[eldermike]

screen doors for submarines
okra icecream
self surfing TV's
ice cube trays
decaf coffee (this has to be the funniest one)

 

[lucypevensie]

Originally posted by lambslove






I've seen this at the health food store. It's labeled as "all-natural wrinkle-control face wash with capasicum."

You're kidding! That capsaicin stuff burrrrnns!

 

[altya]

A brush for bold headed people.

 

[Patty]

Saran Wrap body wraps to use in saunas for losing weight!

Luhh!

 

[waterwizard]

Refrigerator powered by natural gas.

 

[altya]

Exercise bicycle with an engine

 

[waterwizard]

Potato Helper

 

[ZiSunka]

Originally posted by lucypevensie


You're kidding! That capsaicin stuff burrrrnns!

The label says, "May cause intense redness, peeling and iritation." Why would anyone put it on their face?

 

[ZiSunka]

Earthworm-flavored snack treats.

Non-aspirin aspirin.

unflavored lifesavors.

clear m&m's

 

[waterwizard]

Water flavored soda

 

[altya]

Coke cake

 

[ZiSunka]

Beef-flavored marshmallows.

 

[Patty]

coconut flavored squash.

I really tried putting coconut extract in some butternut squash. I thought the texture and aroma of the squash reminded me of coconut and it might be a good thing to try.

FORGET IT!! The taste is AWFUL and the smell won't leave the house for days. YUCKK!!

 

[altya]

Bacon-flavored beetchies

 

[Patty]

whoopie cushions

 

[waterwizard]

Hot Water Heater (who needs to heat hot water?)