silly inventions

[Sharky]

Lol some of these a sooo funny!

Left and right handed pencil
cup without a base
ice cream that's always liquid
Air Burger: 100% food free!
House with no door
blank paper money
A coffee table that walks around the house

 

[wvmtnkid]

-cookies for sharks
-squeezeable bottles made of glass
-eyeglasses with no glass
-black-colored contacts
-washable permanent markers

 

[A Sheep]

-Lawnmower without an engine.
-Gold clubs without heads.
-Square bowls.
-Television without a screen.
-Toaster Oven with a door that is not see-through.
-Notebooks with binding on both sides.
-Tea bag that disintegrates in hot water.
-Coffee flavoured tea and vice-versa.
-Battery powered battery charger.
-Orange juice with just pulp--sans juice.
-Dough-less pizza.
-An air conditioner in Canada.
-Suction-less vacuum cleaner.
-New "calorie free" water.
-Pre "holed" socks.
-Coffee flavoured "Kool-Aid."
-Shoes with "built-in" socks.
-Invisible mouse cursor.
-Printer with invisible ink.
-Titanium "non-mechanical" pencil.
-Door-less car.
-String-less tennis racket.

 

[ZiSunka]

A screen door for the Space Station.

An automatic transmission for a food processor.

Lens-less eye glasses.

A wristwatch that doesn't tell time.

Professional friends.

 

[ZiSunka]

an inkless pen

a refrigerated oven

french fries with built-in ketchup

colorless crayons

 

[AngelAmidala]

Computer without memory or a hard drive

 

[lucypevensie]

peel-and-stick eye makeup

scratch and sniff restaurant menus

best-selling albums with generic singers

cherry flavored cigarettes

grocery cart with hand brakes

roller skates with bumpy wheels (for a more exciting ride)

water-filled life preserver

 

[Gerry]

A man without a woman

A woman without a man

A heart with no love inside

Me alone

 

[wvmtnkid]

-banana flavored popcorn
-donut hole holes
-ying without yang
-ringless telephone
-walkie talkies with a range of 2 inches

 

[lucypevensie]

sweaters made from your husband's beard and mustache shavings

Cliff Notes Cliff Notes

Longaberger basket Bible covers

 

[MizDoulos]

Pens with colorless ink

Double-sided duck tape

 

[findtbax]

 odorless car fresheners

 

[ZiSunka]

Unflavored koolaid

Juries that aren't allowed to reach a verdict.

Unsweetened sugar

Liquid tires

Portable skyscrapers

Room-darkening windows

 

[Gerry]

Cars with no gas tank.

 

[ZiSunka]

Liver-flavored snack treats!

 

[lucypevensie]

inflatable cars

surprise trap-doors for telemarketers

wind-up microwave

 

[findtbax]

 re invent the telegraph in a hot new purple design

 

[ZiSunka]

Genetically-modified trees that make themselves into paper.

 

[Susan]

An ATM that automatically diverts all your savings and deposits to the local power company to pay the bills
(California inside joke. . .hehe)

 

[IndyCision]

new computer games for the TRS-80