Show me the model

[David Gould]

While I might perhaps prefer particular female models, the model I am after this time is the global flood model.

It is my contention that this model does not in fact exist. There is no model of the flood detailing pre-flood conditions and the specifics of water release - timing, amounts, places et cetera.

No creationist has such a model.

And the reason is that they know if they ever presented one in detail it would be falsified in .015 seconds flat. Witholding details means that for any objection they can simply come up with an ad hoc excuse. It is another dishonest, anti-scientific creationist tactic. It is probably one patented by AIG.

 

[Praxiteles]

This model also proves that there were giants in the earth in those days.

 

[David Gould]

I am angry today. Fear my wrath, creationists, if you don't come up with a model ...

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Just in case that flood model doesn't pan out:

 

[joethehoe]

lol true day

 

[funyun]

David, when will you learn? There doesn't need to be a model...god did it, obviously. And since god can do anything, it must be true.

It's simple logic, man, very simple...

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

God is the strongest of them all.

 

[funyun]

God is the strongest of them all.

Not as strong as The Thing....

Ok, maybe if he came up with a cool phrase like "It's clobberin' time", i'd give it to ya. But as it stands, no dice.

 

[David Gould]

Just in case that flood model doesn't pan out:

Anger fading ...

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Not as strong as The Thing....

Ok, maybe if he came up with a cool phrase like "It's clobberin' time", i'd give it to ya. But as it stands, no dice.

How about if, after totally flipping out and smiting a bunch of super villains, he says "That's a spicy meat-a-ball!"

 

[funyun]

How about if, after totally flipping out and smiting a bunch of super villains, he says "That's a spicy meat-a-ball!"

Only if he wears a red and blue jumpsuit and gets a sidekick named Luigi.

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Only if he wears a red and blue jumpsuit and gets a sidekick named Luigi.

Hmm, I don't think my client will agree to this.

I guess The Thing wins... for now...

*ominous music*

*super mario theme*

 

[Praxiteles]

No way are The Thing or Super Mario powerfuller than God.

God can kick Godzilla's pupe chute and still have plenty of time for tea and scones.

I reckon God could take on Palpatine, Dooku, Vader and Maul without raising a sweat. Probably smack Grievous down for afters.

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

I'd like to watch God versus WWE superstar, John Cena.

 

[Praxiteles]

What's he doing? Proving that he can indeed count to five?

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

At least 5, he's hardcore.

 

[Praxiteles]

Not as hardcore as God.

God can count to five and pound this troglodyte all at the same time!

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

*backs away*

It's a force more powerful than you can ever imagine, ever! Just thinking about it makes every bodily function occur at the same time, which creates a huge mess.

 

[Praxiteles]

*backs away*

It's a force more powerful than you can ever imagine, ever! Just thinking about it makes every bodily function occur at the same time, which creates a huge mess.

A huge mess, but some amusing sounds. Sounds amusing enough to keep the whole family laughing for hours!

God wouldn't laugh, though.

He's very serious, is God.

 

[Hungry Hungry Hippo]

Put on your wolf suit, he'll make ya' howl.