Setting the Record Straight

[AV1611VET]

http://www.christianforums.com/t7483715/

I tend to agree with her on this.

Nothing amuses me like seeing someone telling us we should know our science and evolution, and telling us using poor grammar.

Example:

Don't you know the U.S. is 26th place in science knowledge? Probably because of there creationists.

 

[Split Rock]

Natumaini hivyo.

Are you sure they don't speak Swahili in heaven?

 

[Kylie]

I tend to agree with her on this.

Nothing amuses me like seeing someone telling us we should know our science and evolution, and telling us using poor grammar.

Example:

Don't you know the U.S. is 26th place in science knowledge? Probably because of there creationists.

Ah yes. Because poor grammar invalidates a point, doesn't it?

 

[AV1611VET]

Ah yes. Because poor grammar invalidates a point, doesn't it?

Yes.

Depending on the point.

 

[Kylie]

Yes.

Depending on the point.

Since you used a sentence fragment rather than a complete sentence, your point is invalidated.

 

[AV1611VET]

Since you used a sentence fragment rather than a complete sentence, your point is invalidated.

Thems the breaks.

 

[Wiccan_Child]

Thems the breaks.

*twitch*

 

[Kylie]

Thems the breaks.

You missed an apostrophe. "Them's." Therefore, them's NOT the breaks. Lol. I like this game, I could play all day.

 

[AV1611VET]

You missed an apostrophe.

Ain't my fault. I wasn't learned proper.

 

[Kylie]

Ain't my fault. I wasn't learned proper.

Yeah, I'd kinda figured that out already...

 

[pyramid33]

...sounds like the pronunciation police were called in to derail a post that couldn't be brought down.

 

[Wiccan_Child]

...sounds like the pronunciation police were called in to derail a post that couldn't be brought down.

*bows* I'm not the hero CF wants - I'm the hero CF needs.

 

[LittleLambofJesus]

Originally Posted by KTS

Ah yes. Because poor grammar invalidates a point, doesn't it?
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Yes.

Depending on the point.

Since you used a sentence fragment rather than a complete sentence, your point is invalidated.

Thems the breaks.

*twitch*

You missed an apostrophe. "Them's." Therefore, them's NOT the breaks. Lol. I like this game, I could play all day.

Ain't my fault. I wasn't learned proper.

Yeah, I'd kinda figured that out already...

...sounds like the pronunciation police were called in to derail a post that couldn't be brought down.

*bows* I'm not the hero CF wants - I'm the hero CF needs.

I can hang wit dat.....

What was the topic of this thread again?

Tina Turner - We Don't Need Another Hero (Thunderdome) - YouTube


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[AV1611VET]

There's a goofy site that has me "apparently believing" the following; and I want to set the record straight here:

1. At one point everyone in the world spoke English.

This is correct.

2. That the mention of unicorns, dragons and behemoths in the Bible poses a problem for evolution.

It poses a problem for evolutionists.

3. Cratering was the result of a battle between angels and demons.

This is correct.

4. Unicorns were aboard Noah's ark and gave birth to different species of animals.

I no longer believe this.

5. Leprechauns exist as a manifestation of demons.

This is correct.

6. The Earth was the first planet in existence.

This is correct.

7. Peer reviewed articles on evolution should be disregarded because they weren't reviewed by Jesus.

I don't know where this comes from.

8. Human beings are not Homo sapiens.

This is correct.

9. Nero persecuted Christians for reversing the Earth's poles.

That was a joke; as was my Noah's Ark being a submarine thread.

10. Pangaea was actually Eden.

This is correct.

11. The three main rock types are "indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental."

That was a joke.

12. Noah lived in present-day New Jersey.

This is correct.

13. That the dictionary is wrong in defining Christianity as a religion.

It is both a religion and a relationship.

14. Religious wars never occurred.

I don't remember saying that.

15. "Evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human."

This is correct.

16. Atheism is a polytheistic religion.

This is correct.

17. Strong's Concordance is "a tool of Satan."

This is correct.

18. People should be proud of their own ignorance.

This is correct.

19. Science is unreliable because of new discoveries.

This is correct.

20. Anything that contradicts the Bible is wrong by default, including real life.

This is correct.

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[JD16]

There's a goofy site that has me "apparently believing" the following; and I want to set the record straight here:

1. At one point everyone in the world spoke English.

This is correct.

2. That the mention of unicorns, dragons and behemoths in the Bible poses a problem for evolution.

It poses a problem for evolutionists.

3. Cratering was the result of a battle between angels and demons.

This is correct.

4. Unicorns were aboard Noah's ark and gave birth to different species of animals.

I no longer believe this.

5. Leprechauns exist as a manifestation of demons.

This is correct.

6. The Earth was the first planet in existence.

This is correct.

7. Peer reviewed articles on evolution should be disregarded because they weren't reviewed by Jesus.

I don't know where this comes from.

8. Human beings are not Homo sapiens.

This is correct.

9. Nero persecuted Christians for reversing the Earth's poles.

That was a joke; as was my Noah's Ark being a submarine thread.

10. Pangaea was actually Eden.

This is correct.

11. The three main rock types are "indigenous, megamorphic, and sentimental."

That was a joke.

12. Noah lived in present-day New Jersey.

This is correct.

13. That the dictionary is wrong in defining Christianity as a religion.

It is both a religion and a relationship.

14. Religious wars never occurred.

I don't remember saying that.

15. "Evolution teaches a monkey gave birth to the first human."

This is correct.

16. Atheism is a polytheistic religion.

This is correct.

17. Strong's Concordance is "a tool of Satan."

This is correct.

18. People should be proud of their own ignorance.

This is correct.

19. Science is unreliable because of new discoveries.

This is correct.

20. Anything that contradicts the Bible is wrong by default, including real life.

This is correct.

No, just Nooooo

I swear when you typed that you made baby Jesus cry......

 

[AV1611VET]

No, just Nooooo

I knew you'd like it!

 

[JD16]

I knew you'd like it!

I looked tru the list trying my hardest to find 1 just 1 point I agree with, and I couldn't have failed any harder if I tried...
I don't know which dimension you come from, I'm just gonner assume that you're possessed,....
I'm looking up crag's list now for a 24 hr exorcist service ,...hang in there buddy,....ima get me some holy water

 

[AV1611VET]

I looked tru the list trying my hardest to find 1 just 1 point I agree with, and I couldn't have failed any harder if I tried...
I don't know which dimension you come from, I'm just gonner assume that you're possessed,....
I'm looking up crag's list now for a 24 hr exorcist service ,...hang in there buddy,....ima get me some holy water

Pick one ... let's discuss it.

 

[JD16]

Pick one ... let's discuss it.

I'm a sucker for punishment, so here goes nothing,...unicorn,..thats my fav from the list

 

[AV1611VET]

I'm a sucker for punishment, so here goes nothing,...unicorn,..thats my fav from the list

I changed my stance on that.

I don't believe that anymore.

I believe they were on the Ark, but not that they got off and gave birth to different species of animals.