robber stopped

[musicalmeg20]

An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening church service when she was startled by an intruder.

As she caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables, she yelled, "Stop! Acts 2:38!" [Turn from your sin.]

The burglar stopped dead in his tracks. Then the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar, "Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was yell a scripture at you."

"Scripture?" replied the burglar, "She said she had an axe and two 38s!"

 

[DutchGirly]

heh

where do you find all these good jokes? or do you make them up yourself?

 

[musicalmeg20]

This is the first joke I've posted, but I actually got it from the church I just started going to. They have a funnies section in the Sunday program.

 

[candielion]

This is the first joke I've posted, but I actually got it from the church I just started going to. They have a funnies section in the Sunday program.[/quote]
Post them every week than!

 

[godisgr8]

lol

 

[i1will1obey1god]

lol he doesn't read the bible much

 

[iamafriendofGod]

I've read this one, it's funny.

 

[TheWakeUpCaller]

thanks. I sure needed that laugh.

 

[Dallyn]

that's pretty good. lol.