Return of the Sponsor Game!

[A Sheep]

We introduce our latest product, which is a scent that we all know that you enjoy,: "Eau de Cat Litter;" the smell of freshly used cat litter in a perfume! A product in "Tidy Cat" cat litters newest line-up.

Next Sponser: Heinz' Ketchup

 

[GodBoy809]

How to get Stains out of clothes sponsered by heinz ketchup

Next sponser: Espn

 

[A Sheep]

"How to produce four sports' channels and have enough programming for all of them and not having to reduce yourself to repeating the night's sports' wrap-up on all three channels 5,000 times a day, every day". That is the title of the new book, written and sponsered, by ESPN("1", "2", "3", "4", and the new "ESPN5")

Next Sponser: Pizza Hut

 

[Susan]

"Lactose Intolerance and Tomato Allergy Support Group Meeting" sponsored by Pizza Hut

your sponsor is:

PetSmart (pet supplies store, for those of you who don't know what it is)

 

[A Sheep]

"10 Reasons Why You Should Keep Your Dog/Cat Tied Up On The Sidewalk When You Go In A Store;" This Poster brought to you by: Pets Mart Stores

Next Sponser: Circuit City

 

[DeleseRose]

Oooooooops, another blown fuse, broght 2 u by circuit city.

Next sponsor----------Con edison(power company)

 

[Susan]

"Old Order Amish Festival 2002" brought to you by Con Edison

(if you don't get it, the OO Amish think electricity and technology are evil)

your sponsor

Pepto-Bismol

 

[Susan]

The Water Is Now Safe To Drink In Mexico: This public announcement brought to you by the makers of Pepto-Bismol.

your sponsor is:

Tornado Tours (a storm-chasing vacations business in Oklahoma)

 

[Baylor_SFL]

Why it's Great to Be a Marine sponsored by the Army.

Your Sponsor: The Weather Channel

 

[Baylor_SFL]

Oops... didn't realize there were more! The army one has already been taken so I'll try to think of something by the Tornado Chasers. If anyone has an idea about it already, you can post though!

 

[Baylor_SFL]

Got it!

Stress Reduction and Restfulness brought to you by Tornado Tours.

Your Sponsor: Kelloggs Cornflake Cereal

 

[Susan]

"Why Corn Has Little Nutritional Value," brought to you by Kellogg Cornflakes.

Your sponsor is:

The American Decency Association

 

[Susan]

"How To Push the Envelope For Explicit Content " This seminar for screenwriters has been brought to you by the American Decency Association.

your sponsor is

The state of California.

 

[wvmtnkid]

Surfer Lingo-the Mystery explained. Brought to you by the State of Califorina.

Sponsor: L.L. Bean

 

[DeleseRose]

The emplyment of illegals saves big money 4 popular manufacturers campaign brought 2 u by L.L.Bean Co.

Next----A.T.&T Cellular.

 

[wvmtnkid]

"How to talk loudly on your cell phone and annoy all those around you" brought to you by AT&T Cellular.

Sponsor: M & M's

 

[ZiSunka]

How a Healthy Diet Impacts Your Dental Health, brought to you by M&M's

Sponsor: Zondervan Publishers

 

[A Sheep]

"Copyrighting the text of the Bible is wrong"; this television advertisement is brought to you by your good friends at Zondervan Publishers

Next Sponser: Pizza Hut

 

[wvmtnkid]

"The History of Pepperoni" brought to you by our friends at Pizza Hut

Sponsor: Frito Lay

 

[A Sheep]

Nutrition label's on food is unnecessary and are misleading the public; this public service announcement paid for in-part by your nutritious-minded buddies at Frito Lay.

Next Sponser: AOL Time Warner