Return of the Sponsor Game!

[wvmtnkid]

"How to Knock out the competition in one easy step: Merge with an even bigger company" brought to you by the monopoly minded folks at AOL Time Warner.

Next: Diet Coke

 

[A Sheep]

Aspartame is just a fancy name for sugar; this information brought to you by the makers of Diet Coke. Trust us. We would not lie to you, we are worth $150,000,000,000.

Next Sponser: Sony

 

[wvmtnkid]

LOL!

"Exercise will kill you. Live longer-watch TV instead!" Brought to you by Sony-We care about our customers health.

Next: Mr. Peanut

 

[A Sheep]

(LOL)

The top-hat, cane and monocular look is old-fashioned and dull; this fashion update is brought to you by Planters and Mr. Peanut

Next Sponser: Home Depot

 

[wvmtnkid]

"You too can build your own home-in 699,713 easy steps!" brought to you by the home friendly folks at Home Depot

Next: Kodak Film

 

[A Sheep]

(LOL)

This weekend is the "Save Polaroid," fundraiser. Our good friends at Polaroid are having some financial trouble, so this weekend, go out and buy Polaroid cameras, film, and accesories. Do not worry about us, we have a few dollars left in our bank accounts, just remember to buy Polaroid this weekend!

Next Sponser: Real Player

 

[wvmtnkid]

Cute!

"Read and Speak Japanese Fluently-so you can understand that Japanese radio station you are tuning in"--brought to you by Real Player-the home of the dancing sheep.

(I know that was lame! My mind is having trouble waking up this morning!)

Sponsor: Disney

 

[ZiSunka]

"Building Strong Family Values the Old-fashioned Way" brought to you by Disney.

Morton's Frozen Fish

 

[wvmtnkid]

"Eat more chicken!" beg the fish of the Morton Frozen Fish family

Sponsor: Barnes and Noble bookstore

 

[Susan]

LOL

"Why TV Is Better Than Reading" brought to you by Barnes and Noble Booksellers

LOL

your sponsor is

Tylenol

 

[Baylor_SFL]

"9 out of 10 doctors choose Advil as the best source for pain relief." Sponsored by Tylenol.

Your Sponsor: Google.com

 

[lucypevensie]

Got a question??? ASK JEEVES! This message brought to you by google.com

Sponsor: Barbie

 

[wvmtnkid]

"How to revive your self esteem after comparing yourself to an unrealistic model for all these years!" brought to you by the makers of Barbie

Next: Meow Mix

 

[A Sheep]

How to avoid using the same recorded 30-second bit for twenty eight years of commercials; this handy advertising tid-bit brought to you by the makers and marketers of Meow Mix Brand Cat Food

Next Sponser: CNN

 

[Susan]

"The Liberal Bias of The Secular Media: How To Overcome It Through Prayer." This lecture by D. James Kennedy and Pat Robertson has been sponsored by CNN.

your sponsor is

Hewlett-Packard

 

[wvmtnkid]

The Art of Counterfeiting-turing your printer into a money making machine-Literally!" sponsored by Hewlett Packard

Sponsor: Energizer Batteries

 

[A Sheep]

Taking a break every once-and-a-while is a great idea; this public service announcement brought to you by your friend the Energizer Bunny at Energizer Battery co.

Next Sponser: KFC

 

[ZiSunka]

Lowering Your Colesterol Through Healthy Eating by KFC

Next: Evian Water

 

[wvmtnkid]

"News Brief: Bottled Water is actually tap water put into fancy plastic bottles!" fesses up Evian Water

Next: Off Bug Spray

 

[Susan]

The "Ninth Annual Save The Mosquitoes Rally" has been brought to you by OFF Bug Spray

 

Your sponsor is:

Planters Peanuts