Return of the Sponsor Game!

[A Sheep]

Join the anti-Blue Screen of Death club; payed for in full by Microsoft

Next Sponser: Lays' Potato Chips

 

[GraftMeIn]

Eating your way to a healthier lifestyle - payed for in full by Lays' Potato Chips

Next Sponsor: Direct TV

 

[DeleseRose]

We're better than the competition brought 2 u by direct tv

Nextsponser: Taco Bell

 

[A Sheep]

Adelphia Cable Family Banquet; sponsored by Direct TV.

Next Sponser: Exxon-Mobil

 

[A Sheep]

Taco Bell Fake-Beef Scandal; Expose paid for by Taco Bell

Next Sponser: Exxon-Mobil

 

[DeleseRose]

We care about the planet and wildlife by Exxon-Mobil.

Sears

 

[Plan 9]

This Yves Saint-Lauren commercial was sponsored by Sears.

Next sponsor: Ace Hardware

 

[findtbax]

 "A Toolbox? What's That" an In-Depth Guide to How a Real Man Doesn't Need to Fix Things, foreword written by Larry, one of our Ace Hardware managers

Your Sponsor: AOL Instant Messenger

 

[Plan 9]

Okay! You guys are SERIOUSLY cracking me up here!! :rotfl:
hahahahahahahaha

 

[Gerry]

There's nothing funny about AOL instant messenger! I will NEVER use it again! EVER!

 

[Susan]

Sorry. . . I honestly do not know how I offended anyone with this, but I would like to get the game started over again. . .

"Why Face-to-Face Discussions are Best" brought to you by AOL Instant Messenger

your sponsor is

The Emergency Alert System (you know that incredibly annoying sound on TV and radio that either means 1: this is another stupid test or 2: we're really in trouble now)

 

[Plan 9]

Rats! I had such a good one for Aol Instant Messenger...Okay, Here goes!

Please Stand By for more of our special presentation of "The Outer Limits"; sponsored by the Emergency Broadcast System.

(Susan, please let me know if this one is too obscure.)
_____________
Next sponsor: Western Union

 

[ZiSunka]

"Planning Ahead for Financial Emergencies" brought to you by Western Union.

Next Sponsor: Sierra Club

 

[Plan 9]

This new Army Corps of Engineers dam was partially funded by the Sierra Club.


Next sponsor: Simon & Shuster

 

[A Sheep]

The new novel telling the public how Viacom is using scare tactics and illegal methods to sell advertisement; Published by Simon & Schuster Inc.

Next Sponser: Ford

 

[Plan 9]

hahahahahahahahahaha!! You're killin' me here, A Sheep! How can I possibly thing up a new one when you're makin" me laugh so hard?!

 

[A Sheep]

Rust Proof Steel; designed and produced exclusively by Ford Motors

Next Sponser: The 'New' TNN

 

[GodBoy809]

Death Metal Concert this wednsday, Proudly sponsered by The 'New' TNN

Next Sponser: Walt Disney World

 

[A Sheep]

A protest protesting reshashing old, done-to-death cartoons, and charging theater prices to see them; Protest led by Walt Disney and it's division's Walt Disney World and Walt Disney Films.

Next Sponser: Gatorade

 

[ZiSunka]

The Joys of Rest sponsored by Gatorade.

Next Sponsor: Army