Return of the Sponsor Game!

[Susan]

I started a thread like this a while back, however I think it would be fun to do again. . .

The point of the game is to come up with the worst possible sponsor for an event.  For example:

The California Highway Patrol Officers Convention sponsored by Ticketmaster.

(both the event and sponsor can be real, or one, although not both, can be of your own making.)

And then you continue the game by listing a sponsor or an event.

I will begin with:

A Symposium On Insomnia, co-sponsored by Starbucks Coffee.

your sponsor is

The ACLU

 

 

[A Sheep]

The third annual ACLU Picnic, sponsored in-part by the GOP.

Your sponsor: Mcdonald's Restaurants™

 

[wvmtnkid]

How to Eat Healthy and Live Longer sponsored by McDonald's

 

Next Sponsor:  Crest Toothpaste

 

 

 

[Aussie_Tash]

Red candy apples are delicious things to eat , sponsored by Crest Toothpaste

Your sponsor: Coke

 

[KeepTheFaith15]

a surefire way to stay up late at night sponsered by coke
your sponser:walmart

 

[Susan]

Mom and Pop Grocery Stores and Their Benefit to Society brought to you by the folks at WalMart

LOL

Your sponsor is

The State of Texas

 

 

[Susan]

Mobile Homes: Your Ticket To Unexpected Wind Travel. This promotional booklet brought to you by The State Of Texas.

LOL (and if you don't get it, Texas is the state with the most tornadoes per capita in the US-stay out of there LOL)


Your sponsor is:

Pizza hut

 

[wvmtnkid]

How to Win Friends and Influence People:  Send them a Pizza!  sponsored by Pizza Hut

(would work for me!  )

Next sponsor:  The Dairy Council

 

 

 

[Plan 9]

This special presentation of the movie, "Slaughterhouse Five" is brought to you by the Dairy Council.

 

Next Sponsor: The American Association of Retired People (AARP)

 

[A Sheep]

Take your kids to work day. Exclusively sponsored by the AARP.

Your sponser is: Dell Computer

 

[lucypevensie]

"What's so great about technology?" sponsored by Dell Computer


Fisher Price Toys

 

[A Sheep]

Fund-raiser for Little Tykes Toy Company; sponsored by Fisher Price Toys

Your Sponsor: PETA

 

[lucypevensie]

The fallacy of the notion of animals having rights, sponsored by PETA.


Advil Pain Reliever

 

[A Sheep]

The soothing sound of drums, brought to you in-part by: Advil Pain Reliever

Sponsor: KFC

 

[Susan]

"Beef: It's What's For Dinner."
This advertising campaign sponsored by KFC.

Your sponsor:

CompuServe/AOL

 

[KnightRobby]

"Stay away from technology...it's bad for you." Sponsored by AOL/Compuserve

Your Sponsor:

NBA

 

 

[A Sheep]

Hi-Speed, Reliable Internet Service Provider's EXPO; sponsored exclusively by CompuServe/AOL

Sponsor: Google.com

 

[A Sheep]

Awwww, you beat me to AOL.

 

[A Sheep]

The picnic for families of well-behaved athletes, payed for by the NBA.

Next Sponsor: Google.com

 

[GraftMeIn]

Beware of internet scams and making online purchases - sponsored by Google.com

Next Sponsor: Microsoft