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LOL! How funny is that.
and 
?CARBS ... no (i was thinking south beach diet, pasta...) ... POWDER? - powdery white sands, gun powder, umm...garlic powder on pasta? No.
SHELLS!
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Funniest thing I have ever seen or done? I have NO IDEA where to start. No idea. These things are usually mortifying in nature...until you look back on them.
That one deserves a PM... :o
I fall all the time. Well, I've been better since college. My falls deserve awards I tell you! They usually involve massive crowds; ripped jeans; coffee drenched clothes, hair and face, steps and complete and utter shock from those who witness.
Wipeouts on the slopes top that list too. Friends walking full-speed into freshly windexed doors are always good ones!
My best friend and I have laugh attacks just about every week. They are painful and very embarassing...there is no stopping it. It usually ends up in me sounding like I am dying all the while snorting and crying. Just a month ago we were in a sushi restaurant and I swear that they put something in that food. It took one little chuckle or an embarassing comment...and all was lost. I had to hide behind my menu trying not to snort..then it happened and I started to convulse and immediately had to leave the restaurant and bust outside. All the while I left her there to face the public alone.
Oh I know one specifically! Lauren and I were on our way to forge the deep woods on our lonesomes. We were going camping in the middle of winter and needed supplies...quickly...before the sun went down. We were in Walmart, snatching odds and ends..hatchet, tent etc.
Then I realized we needed gasoline to light the fire (we're women, k?). So I see an employee helping another guest...and for the life of me I don't know why I interrupted their conversation. But I did.
He said "Can I help you?" I said, "Do you have gas?" Puzzled, he looked at me "Excuseeee me??" I was in a rush and had no time for snottiness. Louder I asked, "Dooo you have GAS?!" He started to blush and was really shocked now. I was utterly confused...how do you not know if you have gas or not? He says, "Wellll I sure as heck hope not!?" Now I was baffled. Even louder I ask, "You don't have any gas? At all?" Then the customer started to laugh and I realized what I had been asking. So, in typical fashion...I made a scene trying to redeem myself. I explained it was gasoline for fires that I was looking for. And we both started laughing. In the end, I got gas.
Sorry this was so long. LOL. You may not find it funny, but I almost had to leave my desk reminicsing. Good question..now Im stealing it and asking you!
That one deserves a PM... :o
I fall all the time. Well, I've been better since college. My falls deserve awards I tell you! They usually involve massive crowds; ripped jeans; coffee drenched clothes, hair and face, steps and complete and utter shock from those who witness.
Wipeouts on the slopes top that list too. Friends walking full-speed into freshly windexed doors are always good ones!
My best friend and I have laugh attacks just about every week. They are painful and very embarassing...there is no stopping it. It usually ends up in me sounding like I am dying all the while snorting and crying. Just a month ago we were in a sushi restaurant and I swear that they put something in that food. It took one little chuckle or an embarassing comment...and all was lost. I had to hide behind my menu trying not to snort..then it happened and I started to convulse and immediately had to leave the restaurant and bust outside. All the while I left her there to face the public alone.
Oh I know one specifically! Lauren and I were on our way to forge the deep woods on our lonesomes. We were going camping in the middle of winter and needed supplies...quickly...before the sun went down. We were in Walmart, snatching odds and ends..hatchet, tent etc.
Then I realized we needed gasoline to light the fire (we're women, k?). So I see an employee helping another guest...and for the life of me I don't know why I interrupted their conversation. But I did.
He said "Can I help you?" I said, "Do you have gas?" Puzzled, he looked at me "Excuseeee me??" I was in a rush and had no time for snottiness.
Louder I asked, "Dooo you have GAS?!" He started to blush and was really shocked now. I was utterly confused...how do you not know if you have gas or not? He says, "Wellll I sure as heck hope not!?" Now I was baffled. Even louder I ask, "You don't have any gas? At all?" Then the customer started to laugh and I realized what I had been asking. So, in typical fashion...I made a scene trying to redeem myself. I explained it was gasoline for fires that I was looking for. And we both started laughing. In the end, I got gas. Sorry this was so long. LOL. You may not find it funny, but I almost had to leave my desk reminicsing.
Good question..now Im stealing it and asking you!
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The LORD is on my side; I will not fear
That's funny. I was at the Olive Garden about 4 months, and I was meeting a co-worker there, I went up to the hostess and said I'm meeting someone, and she goes, "Are you Hung", and then I said that's kind of a personal question, she thought it was funny. Hey, is this thing on? Evidently, an older couple had the last name of Hung. Oh yeah this is your room.
How many places to eat are close to you?
How many places to eat are close to you?
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No.
But I have slid down a slide that had broken glass stuck to it. How mean is that!?------
Yes! I love watersports! They are actually a favorite. I have Waterskied (sp?) - loved it!
Kneeboarding - Even better!
I have gone Whitewater Rafting recently - which topped the scariest event of my life.
Snorkeling - not that it's really a sport, but...I hope it leads to Scuba soon.
And I can fish with the best of 'em (so long as I have someone to bait my hook, take the fish off etc. LOL!
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No, I have never broken a bone. Which is odd. I bruised my tailbone in 1st grade...that's the closest I got.
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Because I know you're smarter than you think...plus, I think too hard sometimes. sorry! answers are on their way.
how is that come monday, i can't remember my weekends?! *sips coffee* - AH! I had a pretty good weekend Went shopping all day saturday and out to lunch with a friend. Sat went to a friends to watch Love Actually and Sunday I cleaned most of the day.
sorry! answers are on their way. how is that come monday, i can't remember my weekends?! *sips coffee* - AH! I had a pretty good weekend
Went shopping all day saturday and out to lunch with a friend. Sat went to a friends to watch Love Actually and Sunday I cleaned most of the day.
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Someguyouknow
Agnostic Atheist
He is hiding in your avatar.
haha thats one mystery solved.
So how was this weekend? had any fun?
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