Stuck in this tight space, Santa yelled for all to hear "HELP." Who would have thought it was Christmas already.
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All of a sudden, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes mobile found him and Santa was taken out of the chimney directly to Jamaica where he was served ice cream and butterflies.
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No one had ever seen a santa in the summer, The cia came out and found him said that Santa looked like a criminal thats been taking everyones car batteries around the world!
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Over the past few months, car batteries would go unexplainably missing...could this be the culprit?
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HILARIOUS...Look at the Story so far....
On a hot day in July, in Southern Nebraska, lived an old man. The man lived alone in a trailer..beat down and broken. He was 86 years of age.
The man had a dog who he loved with all his heart.One day they went for a walk
and saw three moose, a raccoon, and a green chicken.
the green chicken had his head cut off and was running around in circles as best as he could but kept running into trees. So he got the local woodcutter to take all of the trees down so that he could go to his farm and get his head replaced. But the local farm told them his head was to big therefore he had no where to go so he just chopped it off and ran around blindly.
Just then a mail order catalogue dropped out of the sky and in it were a selection of mail order heads of every decription. but the heads were so expensive that he had to get 3 extra jobs, and had to live a double life as an undercover headless cop.
He was also invisible and extremely near-sighted so it was very hard to see the criminals. Fortunately the police dog managed to track them down and they were put in jail...Where they soon escaped and almost freezed to death in the middle of the night.
While tucked away by a small dumpster downtown, they heard a great shout. "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
But Santa was unable to get back up the chimney because the damper had slammed shut behind him as he came down with the heavy bag of gifts!
Stuck in this tight space, Santa yelled for all to hear "HELP." Who would have thought it was Christmas already. Santa heard the small voice of Cindy Lou Who, "But why Santa, why?"
Meanwhile the mean evil Grinch was kindling a fire under Santa and it was starting to get pretty hot when....All of a sudden, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes mobile found him and Santa was taken out of the chimney directly to Jamaica where he was served ice cream and butterflies.
No one had ever seen a santa in the summer, The cia came out and found him said that Santa looked like a criminal thats been taking everyones car batteries around the world!Over the past few months, car batteries would go unexplainably missing...could this be the culprit?
On a hot day in July, in Southern Nebraska, lived an old man. The man lived alone in a trailer..beat down and broken. He was 86 years of age.
The man had a dog who he loved with all his heart.One day they went for a walk
and saw three moose, a raccoon, and a green chicken.
the green chicken had his head cut off and was running around in circles as best as he could but kept running into trees. So he got the local woodcutter to take all of the trees down so that he could go to his farm and get his head replaced. But the local farm told them his head was to big therefore he had no where to go so he just chopped it off and ran around blindly.
Just then a mail order catalogue dropped out of the sky and in it were a selection of mail order heads of every decription. but the heads were so expensive that he had to get 3 extra jobs, and had to live a double life as an undercover headless cop.
He was also invisible and extremely near-sighted so it was very hard to see the criminals. Fortunately the police dog managed to track them down and they were put in jail...Where they soon escaped and almost freezed to death in the middle of the night.
While tucked away by a small dumpster downtown, they heard a great shout. "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
But Santa was unable to get back up the chimney because the damper had slammed shut behind him as he came down with the heavy bag of gifts!
Stuck in this tight space, Santa yelled for all to hear "HELP." Who would have thought it was Christmas already. Santa heard the small voice of Cindy Lou Who, "But why Santa, why?"
Meanwhile the mean evil Grinch was kindling a fire under Santa and it was starting to get pretty hot when....All of a sudden, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes mobile found him and Santa was taken out of the chimney directly to Jamaica where he was served ice cream and butterflies.
No one had ever seen a santa in the summer, The cia came out and found him said that Santa looked like a criminal thats been taking everyones car batteries around the world!Over the past few months, car batteries would go unexplainably missing...could this be the culprit?
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Unfortunately Santa couldn't see where to put the new head as the chicken was invisible so he had to go without...
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Of course, after they had recovered from the shock they found that it could be used as a food source to replace the expensive Christmas turkey.
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