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HILARIOUS...Look at the Story so far....
On a hot day in July, in Southern Nebraska, lived an old man. The man lived alone in a trailer..beat down and broken. He was 86 years of age.
The man had a dog who he loved with all his heart.One day they went for a walk
and saw three moose, a raccoon, and a green chicken.
the green chicken had his head cut off and was running around in circles as best as he could but kept running into trees. So he got the local woodcutter to take all of the trees down so that he could go to his farm and get his head replaced. But the local farm told them his head was to big therefore he had no where to go so he just chopped it off and ran around blindly.
Just then a mail order catalogue dropped out of the sky and in it were a selection of mail order heads of every decription. but the heads were so expensive that he had to get 3 extra jobs, and had to live a double life as an undercover headless cop.
He was also invisible and extremely near-sighted so it was very hard to see the criminals. Fortunately the police dog managed to track them down and they were put in jail...Where they soon escaped and almost freezed to death in the middle of the night.
While tucked away by a small dumpster downtown, they heard a great shout. "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
But Santa was unable to get back up the chimney because the damper had slammed shut behind him as he came down with the heavy bag of gifts!
Stuck in this tight space, Santa yelled for all to hear "HELP." Who would have thought it was Christmas already. Santa heard the small voice of Cindy Lou Who, "But why Santa, why?"
Meanwhile the mean evil Grinch was kindling a fire under Santa and it was starting to get pretty hot when....All of a sudden, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes mobile found him and Santa was taken out of the chimney directly to Jamaica where he was served ice cream and butterflies.
No one had ever seen a santa in the summer, The cia came out and found him said that Santa looked like a criminal thats been taking everyones car batteries around the world!Over the past few months, car batteries would go unexplainably missing...could this be the culprit?
just then santa summoned his trusty reindeer, they arrived in the blink of an eye and took him to the invisible headless chicken, whom Santa granted the gift of a new head.Unfortunately Santa couldn't see where to put the new head as the chicken was invisible so he had to go without...So imagine little Janet and Johns horror when they came down stairs to open their stockings only to find a chickenless head running about.
Of course, after they had recovered from the shock they found that it could be used as a food source to replace the expensive Christmas turkey.Because wearing cat's pajamas was rare and smashing the Governor decided to run for re-election until.....The press got hold of the pajama gate scandal.
This malfeasance in office so shocked the community that they launched a smear campaign to disgrace him. But the question was, who was "him"?
"Him", was the notorious Governor who though he could get away with the hideous crime of wearing cat's pajamas. he slyly snuck into the store for some peanutbutter to feed to the cats so they would not tell about the newest development in modern technology.
Him snuck out of the store to check out the statistics of the foundations of the earth, which God had made and ordained in the set time of the beggining of the universe. The audience didn't know the universe played baseball.But the aliens from Mars knew and they brought plently of mitts and baseballs to the local hangout. Then.....when they got to the hangout - they found it was closed for the summer.
On a hot day in July, in Southern Nebraska, lived an old man. The man lived alone in a trailer..beat down and broken. He was 86 years of age.
The man had a dog who he loved with all his heart.One day they went for a walk
and saw three moose, a raccoon, and a green chicken.
the green chicken had his head cut off and was running around in circles as best as he could but kept running into trees. So he got the local woodcutter to take all of the trees down so that he could go to his farm and get his head replaced. But the local farm told them his head was to big therefore he had no where to go so he just chopped it off and ran around blindly.
Just then a mail order catalogue dropped out of the sky and in it were a selection of mail order heads of every decription. but the heads were so expensive that he had to get 3 extra jobs, and had to live a double life as an undercover headless cop.
He was also invisible and extremely near-sighted so it was very hard to see the criminals. Fortunately the police dog managed to track them down and they were put in jail...Where they soon escaped and almost freezed to death in the middle of the night.
While tucked away by a small dumpster downtown, they heard a great shout. "Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!"
But Santa was unable to get back up the chimney because the damper had slammed shut behind him as he came down with the heavy bag of gifts!
Stuck in this tight space, Santa yelled for all to hear "HELP." Who would have thought it was Christmas already. Santa heard the small voice of Cindy Lou Who, "But why Santa, why?"
Meanwhile the mean evil Grinch was kindling a fire under Santa and it was starting to get pretty hot when....All of a sudden, the Publishers Clearinghouse Sweepstakes mobile found him and Santa was taken out of the chimney directly to Jamaica where he was served ice cream and butterflies.
No one had ever seen a santa in the summer, The cia came out and found him said that Santa looked like a criminal thats been taking everyones car batteries around the world!Over the past few months, car batteries would go unexplainably missing...could this be the culprit?
just then santa summoned his trusty reindeer, they arrived in the blink of an eye and took him to the invisible headless chicken, whom Santa granted the gift of a new head.Unfortunately Santa couldn't see where to put the new head as the chicken was invisible so he had to go without...So imagine little Janet and Johns horror when they came down stairs to open their stockings only to find a chickenless head running about.
Of course, after they had recovered from the shock they found that it could be used as a food source to replace the expensive Christmas turkey.Because wearing cat's pajamas was rare and smashing the Governor decided to run for re-election until.....The press got hold of the pajama gate scandal.
This malfeasance in office so shocked the community that they launched a smear campaign to disgrace him. But the question was, who was "him"?
"Him", was the notorious Governor who though he could get away with the hideous crime of wearing cat's pajamas. he slyly snuck into the store for some peanutbutter to feed to the cats so they would not tell about the newest development in modern technology.
Him snuck out of the store to check out the statistics of the foundations of the earth, which God had made and ordained in the set time of the beggining of the universe. The audience didn't know the universe played baseball.But the aliens from Mars knew and they brought plently of mitts and baseballs to the local hangout. Then.....when they got to the hangout - they found it was closed for the summer.
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so he threw it in the washer adding tons of bleach and soap detergent hoping to get rid of the smell
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Suddenly a green caterpillar died of the smell of gym socks - on each of the caterpillars tiny feet was a pair of little gym socks.
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