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No, if I ever invent something that calls for an infomercial it will be the first infomercial of its kind.
It will have REALISTIC reactions and not over the top dramatics.
"OH WOW BILL..... THANKS TO THE CHOP O MATIC 50000 I NO LONGER HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT ONION TEARS RUINING MY LIFE!!!"
*Voice over* "Do you love onions yet hate those life ruining tears?" Well have we got the thing for you"
Sally: "One day I was chopping onions while my husband was on the couch. A neighbor came over to borrow some sugar and saw my onion tears. She then called the cops and claimed my husband abused me. He is now serving a life sentence without possibility of parole. I got a divorce and now have a new husband........ there wont be any more false calls to the police now, thanks CHOPOMATIC 50000!" *Smile with a sparkle on the product*
Bob: "I used to be a hideous freak that couldn;t get a date. Now that women know my kitchen has a Chopomatic 50000 I don't have time for anything else. Thanks Chopomatic 50000! *Smile with product sparkle*
Why is a real HUMAN reaction so much to ask?
John: It chops stuff and does it well..... if you want something chopped... it does the trick. Its not gonna cure cancer or hemorrhoids.
I hate to say it but this is how I feel about sports at times. I enjoy watching UK (Wildcats) play basketball but that's about it.
Did you see that ludicrous display last night?
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