Random Thread of Randomness! (9)

[akasmom]

did you smell that?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

If at night you kiss your honey
and her nose is kinda runny
doncha think it's funny
cuz it'snot.

 

[akasmom]

sorry - did you need a tissue?

 

[SeekAnd]

General George Armsrtrong Custer was the first person to wear Arrow shirts.

 

[akasmom]

I have to go now - nice talking to ya'll.

 

[Snoofles]

um....why do they call your elbow a funny bone? it's not funny at all when it gets bumped.

 

[Stefania777]

I am so confussed, it's not even funny

 

[cantplayalick]

that was a random thought

 

[Stefania777]

I'm telling ya, we live in a random world; there's no escaping it.

Haha.....hahaha....Muahahahahahahahhaha .

Sorry.

 

[Stefania777]

Ok Ok, I confess...I am a weirdo!

 

[Andy Broadley]

Well at least I'm not the only one then

 

[SeekAnd]

A Priest, a Rabbi, and a dog walk into a bar.
The bartender turns and says; "Is this a joke?"

 

[Andy Broadley]

There was once a new Priest who was sent to his new Parish. In order to get to know his 'flock', he went round visiting everyone at home.

At one house he got no reply, despite knocking for some time. He could not shake off the feeling that there was someone at home though, so he took a small card from his pocket and wrote on it: Revelations 3:20 "Behold I stand at the door and knock", and popped it through the letter box.

After Mass the following Sunday, he was surprised to find that his card had been returned in the collection plate.

Under his Bible reference had been added : Genisis 3:10

Intrigued, the Priest reached for a nearby Bible and looked it up...

"I heard you in the garden, and was afraid. For I was naked"

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[ChrisWins]

I love America also, but Argentina is so much better.

Wrong.

And it's okay to love where you came from but you should be showing an American flag first if you live in America, if this is the place you call home.

You shouldn't blindly follow our government but you should be proud to be here thus proud to display the American flag. If you live here it's America first, anywhere else 2nd.

This country has tons of problems and there are so many things that make this place disgusting to live in... but still, all that is great about America beats the heck out of anywhere else in the world. If Argentina is so awesome and so much better than the U.S., how come every year people come here from every single other country in the world? For the hamburgers? No, to try to make a better life for themselves.

If Argentina is better then how come people are not flocking there to make a better life for themselves? I'm not saying Argentina's a bad place, I've been there, I like it a lot... but America, despite what's downright horrible about this place, is head and shoulders above anywhere else.

If this is your home, you ought to show your American flag first and if you wanna show an Argentine flag then stick one in your signature or avatar, or request one for the Armor store

God Bless

P.S. if "Argentina is so much better" than the United States - why are you here?!?!?!?! How come you want to be in an inferior country?

 

[psalms 91]

i love all parts of the world

 

[pro_odeh]

I hate this world... it's so full of evil!! I can't wait to come to the new world!

 

[Stan the Man]

Britain - so confident of our status in the global hierarchy that we called our selves GREAT Britain

 

[pro_odeh]

Lol! :d

 

[KittiK]

Just a random post......

 

[SeekAnd]

sometimes I find myself planning to be random