Random Thread of Randomness! (8)

[Leader of the Banned]

Oh, good grief...

I don't even wanna know how this happened...

How'd yuh get in there....?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

toes are not meant to be stubbed

God gave us toes so we could find furniture when it's dark...

 

[KittiK]

God gave us toes so we could find furniture when it's dark...

and legos and transformers and cat's tails.....

 

[Daughter of His]

what other things did we do before computers?

 

[KittiK]

hmmmm, let's see....wasn't there this green stuff growing on the ground outside before computers were invented?

 

[Leader of the Banned]

what other things did we do before computers?

"before computers"? What is "before computers"?

 

[akasmom]

When I was alittle girl, my dad used computers that were as big as rooms. I don't remember before computers.

 

[Daughter of His]

the internet is what I guess I meant

 

[akasmom]

oh, I remember that. I just got that last July. I watched more movies with my husband and read a lot more books; I was smarter and better read.
Wait, I may need to stop and think about this for a minute!

 

[Quantum_Man]

Before computers I watched Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, played Nintendo, played outside with friends.

 

[Daughter of His]

wonder if libraries are going to fade away

 

[akasmom]

boy I hope not - I love libraries (my grandma was a librarian for a long time) and still go to my local one almost once a week.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

$2 to withdraw my own money. Nowadays the banks rob people...

 

[Stefania777]

wonder if libraries are going to fade away

Wait....
Not as long as I'm around.

 

[Daughter of His]

Well it's good you both feel that way--whew, but sometimes I wonder.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

What is life like under the sea? Is it a dogfish eat dogfish world? Is everyone united for a common porpoise? Or do they all split off in their own special groupers? Well, one tragic story indicates it's not so perfect down there.

There was once a brilliant sturgeon on the staff of the community health fishility. He was in fact one of it's flounders. Wiser than salmon, a fin fellow who would never shrimp from his responsibilities, he was successful and happy and always whistled a happy tuna.

One day one of his patients, a mere whipper snapper, started trouting around telling everyone the sturgeon's treatments had made him more eel than he had been and the conked him with a malpractice suit.

Well, the sturgeon was in a real pickeral. The board chased him off the staff and demanded his oyster. But fortunately the case smelt to high heaven so the judge denied the plaintiff's clam.

The board tried to hire the sturgeon back but by then he had hit the bottlenose pretty hard. But what's really shad about the story is that the sturgeon ended up on squid-row...

 

[goldenviolet]

Banned you are priceless

 

[Daughter of His]

bubbles of applause

 

[goldenviolet]

Surrounded by Your glory, what will my heart feel
Will I dance for you Jesus or in awe of you be still
Will I stand in your presence or to my knees will I fall
Will I sing hallelujah, will I be able to speak at all
I can only imagine................

 

[akasmom]

I sent the fish story to my father in law, he'll love it. My grandfather used to make his own smoked salmon, the best ever, but once he got a sturgeon and smoked that. Boy I still remember that one and it was, like, 30 years ago!