Random Thread of Randomness! (6)

[Leader of the Banned]

Hillary Clinton gets elected President and is spending her first night in the White House.
She has waited so long..........

The ghost of George Washington appears, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears...

Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Abe Lincoln appears...

Hillary says,"How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I just fed Trouble. He's so happy his tongue's hanging out. wag wag wag wag...

 

[Stefania777]

MY rists hurt.

 

[Daughter of His]

post hazard

 

[Leader of the Banned]

MY rists hurt.

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in
love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went
to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed
said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a
problem, you'd better say so now." "Well, if we're being honest with
each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker." "I see, Ed replied,
and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably
because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you swing."

 

[Stefania777]

Last summer Ed met a woman while on vacation and fell head over heels in
love with her. On the last night of his vacation, the two of them went
to dinner and had a serious talk about how they would continue the
relationship. "It's only fair to warn you, I'm a total golf nut," Ed
said to his lady friend. "I eat, sleep and breathe golf, so if that's a
problem, you'd better say so now." "Well, if we're being honest with
each other, here goes," she replied. "I'm a hooker." "I see, Ed replied,
and was quiet for a moment. Then he added, "You know, it's probably
because you're not keeping your wrists straight when you swing."

Haha, that's great.

 

[Leader of the Banned]

po po platter was good tonight...

 

[Stefania777]

I need a hand massage

 

[Stefania777]

Wow, my eyeborw was twitching...crazy stuff

 

[Daughter of His]

or a foot massage

 

[Leader of the Banned]

I let the dogs out! Whacha gonna do about it....

 

[Stefania777]

Sono spiacente, io devo bere il vostro tè

 

[Daughter of His]

Wow, it's good morning already here.

 

[Snow Angel]

> A well-known speaker started off his seminar by holding up a $20.00 bill. In the room of 200, he asked, Who would like this $20 bill? Hands started going up. He said, I am going to give this $20 to one of you but first, let me do this. He proceeded to crumple the $20 dollar bill up. He then asked, Who still wants it? Still the hands were up in the air.
>
> Well, he replied, What if I do this. And he dropped it on the ground and started to grind it into the floor with his shoe. He picked it up, now crumpled, and dirty. Now who still wants it? Still the hands went into the air.
>
> My friends, we have all learned a very valuable lesson. No matter what I did to the money, you still wanted it because it did not decrease in value. It was still worth $20. Many times in our lives, we are dropped, crumpled, and ground into the dirt by the decisions we make and the circumstances that come our way. We feel as though we are worthless. But no matter what has happened or what will happen, you will never lose your value.
>
> Dirty or clean, crumpled or finely creased, you are still priceless to those who love you. The worth of our lives comes not in what we do or whom we know, but by WHO WE ARE.
>
> You are special - Don't EVER forget it. Count your blessings, not your problems.
>
> Never be afraid to try something new.
>
> And remember...
>
> Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic.

 

[Stefania777]

Goodnight insomniacs :o

 

[Leader of the Banned]

Merry Christmas, Y'all....

 

[Daughter of His]

It's not June yet

 

[Quantum_Man]

But in the southern hemisphere it's cold

 

[Daughter of His]

I think a tread mill with a computer on the front would be good so we could get some exercise while posting

 

[Fly]

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