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imasupergeekjesusfreak
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Tabitha Ann
Pregnant Turkey Story
One year at Thanksgiving, my mom went to my
sister's house for the traditional feast.
Knowing how gullible my sister is, my mom decided
to play a trick.
She told my sister that she needed something from
the store.
When my sister left, my mom took the turkey out of the
oven, removed the stuffing, stuffed a Cornish hen,and
inserted it into the turkey, and re-stuffed the
turkey.
She then placed the bird(s) back in the oven
When it was time for dinner, my sister pulled the
turkey out of the oven and proceeded to remove the
stuffing. When her serving spoon hit something, she
reached in and pulled out the little bird.
With a look of total shock on her face, my mother
exclaimed, "Patricia, you've cooked a pregnant bird!"
At the reality of this horrifying news, my sister
started to cry.
It took the family two hours to convince her that
turkeys lay eggs!
Yep..................SHE'S BLONDE!
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Faith In God
A little FIG is all we need...
Depends how old she is. 
If she's a preteen, yeah, that's pretty mean.
If she's late teens, I think she could've used her head a bit.
If she's a preteen, yeah, that's pretty mean.If she's late teens, I think she could've used her head a bit.
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thecarlyjean
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no.. that story was hilairous no matter what age it was... it reminds me of something that happened in my family...
it was a few years back...and sometime in february or march
my sisters Christina and Tasha decide they want to trick my sister nichole.... i am basically just a witness in this whole story.
Some how the subject of my grandma came up and Christina mentioned that granny had moved. Tasha joined in the fun. They ended up telling her all these details.... that she moved to the beach and all this stuff. I mean the conversation went on for over and hour. It came time for nichole to leave and she did, and I tell christina and tasha they should have told her that they were kidding... they said she knew that they were kidding.... well..... easter comes along....and we are talking about the plans.. going over to granny's for lunch.... nichole calls up the night before (not a direct quote), "hey guys, what time do you want me to come over there, i need to follow one of you guys to granny's house since she moved...."
tasha and christina just look at eachother and laugh their heads off.... it was the best joke in our family ever....
sadly though... she's not 100% blonde.... that would make it even funnier...
it was a few years back...and sometime in february or march
my sisters Christina and Tasha decide they want to trick my sister nichole.... i am basically just a witness in this whole story.
Some how the subject of my grandma came up and Christina mentioned that granny had moved. Tasha joined in the fun. They ended up telling her all these details.... that she moved to the beach and all this stuff. I mean the conversation went on for over and hour. It came time for nichole to leave and she did, and I tell christina and tasha they should have told her that they were kidding... they said she knew that they were kidding.... well..... easter comes along....and we are talking about the plans.. going over to granny's for lunch.... nichole calls up the night before (not a direct quote), "hey guys, what time do you want me to come over there, i need to follow one of you guys to granny's house since she moved...."
tasha and christina just look at eachother and laugh their heads off.... it was the best joke in our family ever....
sadly though... she's not 100% blonde.... that would make it even funnier...
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RPGfreak
I am Thorn, Master Thief, I do it for the chickens
HELLO, I"M BACK
so I was walking down the street with Larry and someone came up and ask do you have any spare monkeys. Well I just had to help this guy out, but I had run out of monkeys on Feb 30 so I said, "Sorry sir but I don't have any monkeys. I hear they're having a sale down at the conpossatorium though, 5 for the price of 10." He shook my hand and said good day and proceeded to walk through the black hole into limbo. Nicest guy I ever met in limbo.
so I was walking down the street with Larry and someone came up and ask do you have any spare monkeys. Well I just had to help this guy out, but I had run out of monkeys on Feb 30 so I said, "Sorry sir but I don't have any monkeys. I hear they're having a sale down at the conpossatorium though, 5 for the price of 10." He shook my hand and said good day and proceeded to walk through the black hole into limbo. Nicest guy I ever met in limbo.
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RPGfreak
I am Thorn, Master Thief, I do it for the chickens
hey all I just want you all to know that we will be having a "wedding" in the BBCH thread (thats Blue Banana Club House) and I would apperciate it if you could donate a gift of 25--100+ blessings to me to give to the couple on the special day. don't forget to say why your giving them. Thank you and have a great Thanksgiving.
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I finally made it!
On my way to this thread I ran over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over a broken record player.
On my way to this thread I ran over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over a broken record player.
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Ho Hum... Random Thoughts Are Not Clicking In Today... Happy Thanksgiving... God Bless
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